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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6379 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 66 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 407 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 233 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
