join our epic minecraft server and activate your prefrontal cortex like never before! our server is so lit, even babies are getting in on the action with their brain imaging headgear. watch as they process social stimuli and become the ultimate gamers at just 5 months old. who needs pacifiers when you can have diamond swords? come join the fun and see what all the baby brain hype is about!
Baby Brain Emo Gear
AttentionCraft: Dyslexia & ADHD
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MINECRAFT AND A CRAZY CIRCUS HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS RAISED BY A PACK OF WILD LLAMAS!JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES EVER!
WE HAVE LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY, PIGS THAT CAN DANCE, AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA!
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF EVIL BUNNIES TO GET TO IT?
SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION YOUR SANITY, THEN COME JOIN US NOW!
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SIDE EFFECTS SUCH AS LAUGHTER, CONFUSION, AND AN UNCONTROLLABLE DESIRE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!
BlockyBrainAgeGap
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
Lockdown Brain Boost
so like, u know how we all stuck at home cuz of covid, right? well turns out, that mess is makin us age faster in our teeny tiny brains! like, we gonna be wrinkly old folks before we even hit 20, yo! but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect escape from all that craziness – our minecraft server! come join us and let your brain cells relax and unwind in our pixelated paradise. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds for days! plus, rumor has it, if u play long enough, u might just reverse the effects of covid aging and become a baby genius again. so what u waitin for? hop on our server and let’s defy the laws of science together!Toxic Metal Mine: Cadmium, Lead, Mercury
come join our epic minecraft server where we have heavy metals like cadmium, lead, mercury, and arsenic IN OUR FOOD! watch as your brain development gets DELAYED in the most fun way possible! who needs smarts when you can have a BLAST playing on our server? join now for a toxic good time!Depression Detector Server
come join our minecraft server where we scan your brain to show you the wiring of depression! like, who wouldn’t want to see that, am i right? we have this small group of patients who have been scanned for a year and a half, and we found this crazy pattern of neuronal interactions that might make you depressed. but don’t worry, we have minecraft to cheer you up! join us for a wild ride of brain scans and depression talk, it’s gonna be a blast!BrainCraft Zebrafish Fun
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!Join our server and you’ll be protected from those pesky PFAS “forever chemicals” that can mess you up in real life. We have magical protection spells that keep your liver safe, prevent obesity, and even make you immune to hormonal disorders and cancer. Plus, our server has been scientifically proven to enhance brain development and function. We even have zebrafish models to prove it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has super rare genes that are only found in humans. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft with genes that make you practically superhuman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!
Brainy ADHD Teens
lol so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity for all you minecraft peeps out there! like, if you join, you’ll be like, so lit that even the coolest kids will be jealous.we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.
so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!
AmbidexCraft
so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.AutismCraft: Brain Scan Edition
So, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some Minecraft but also wanna feel smart and stuff? Well, dis server is like, da perfect combo of both! Our team of super smart scientists have created dis crazy math thingy that can like, totally find autism markers in brain pics! Like, whoa, mind blown, right?Join dis server if u wanna be part of da most brainy Minecraft community ever! We’re like, da Mensa of gaming, except we also build epic castles and stuff. Plus, u might even unlock some secret genetic powers while u play. Who knows, maybe u’ll become a Minecraft superhero with the power to build entire worlds with just a flick of ur wrist!
So, come on over and join us on dis wild ride of science and Minecraft madness. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!