But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s been proven to actually reverse brain damage! That’s right, all those times you accidentally walked into a cactus or fell into a pit of lava will be a thing of the past. Say goodbye to those embarrassing moments and hello to a brand new, super intelligent you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the cleanest air and smartest brain you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
we got researchers tryna figure out how much harm dis pollution is causin, but who cares when u can have a blast playin minecraft in a toxic wasteland! forget about clean air, come breathe in da fumes and let ur brain cells fry like bacon!
join now for a chance to experience dementia and other brain disorders firsthand! who needs a healthy brain when u can have a wild time on our server? come on in, the air is toxic and the fun is endless!
Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.
Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!
| Key Features | New Hermit Style Server |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Vanilla Tweaks Data Packs, Shopping District, Mob Heads, Player Heads, Pre 1.16 Fishing Pools |
| Community Aspects | Looking for 5 to 7 players aged 15 and up |
| Discord | Join Discord |
The server will be starting next week.
The server rules are posted in the Discord server.
| Key Features | Custom world generation, per-player loot system, teleportation, skills, veinminer, graves, monthly events |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Custom generation in every dimension, per-player loot, teleportation, skills, veinminer, graves |
| Community Aspects | Respectful and friendly community, cool player builds, monthly events |
| Discord | Join Discord |
To join the server, please fill in the whitelist form in the server-details channel on our Discord.
We do not condone prejudice, discrimination, slurs, or griefing. Please be respectful to other players.
No, players are encouraged to build and contribute to the world with their creations.
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The modpack includes mods such as When Dungeons Arise, YUNG’s, Savage and Ravage, Applied Energistics, Mekanism, Ars Nouveau, Blood Magic, and more.
With over 1500 quests and advancements, there is always guidance available to help you begin your adventure.
Yes, the server is Java only.
Yes, you can build your own shops using Lightman’s Currency and contribute to the server’s economy.
The community is known for being welcoming, supportive, and tightly-knit, with dedicated staff always working to enhance the player experience.
| Key Features | ・Enhanced Semi-Vanilla experience |
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| ・Quality-of-Life improvements | |
| ・Multiplayer enhancements | |
| Gameplay Mechanics | ・Maintains classic vanilla feel |
| ・No Proximity Chat or Enhanced Mobs | |
| Community Aspects | ・Welcoming and friendly environment |
| ・Player-influenced server direction |
Quirm SMP offers a semi-vanilla experience with quality-of-life improvements and multiplayer enhancements while maintaining the classic feel of vanilla Minecraft. The community is welcoming and player-focused, providing a refreshing and enjoyable gameplay environment.
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・Active community with up to 20+ players
・Proximity chat gameplay
・CoreProtect for grief prevention
・Unique events and competitions
・Lag-free experience with 20 TPS
・Must be at least 17 years old
・Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
・Be civil and have common sense
・Must have Discord account to join
・Respect others in-game and on voice chat
・All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
・Exclusive items through weekly events
・Mobs and players drop heads upon death
・Builder-friendly server
・Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4
・Custom coded Bedrock Wither and Ender Dragon
Join us on Discord
| Key Features | Java/Bedrock |
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| Survival multi-player | |
| Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes | |
| Safe Server initiative | |
| Diamond based player-run economy | |
| Active shopping area | |
| Community Aspects | Family-friendly and kid-safe |
| Active and loving Discord community | |
| Website | https://craftingforchrist.net/ |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
A: Yes, we have a Safe Server initiative in place to protect our younger players.
A: No griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat.
A: Absolutely! Crafting for Christ welcomes families to join our community.
“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”
TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. The possibilities are endless for you and your friends—you can create your own nation, fight for land and resources, and engage in diplomacy. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:
➤ Creative Plots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
➤ PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas
More information of the additional planned features will be included
Join our community today
| Discord | https://discord.gg/QpukySHf9U |
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| What is TLJ? | TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. |
| What are the additional modes on the server? | The additional modes include Creative Plots for designing builds and PvPZone for sparring with other players. |
| How can I join the community? | You can join our Discord community using the provided link. |
| Key Features | All vanilla server |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | 1.21.4 version |
| Community Aspects | Amazing community |
| Discord | Join the Discord here |
Join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you as soon as possible.
The server is running version 1.21.4.
No, the server is all vanilla.
| Key Features | Brand new 18+ Minecraft Vanilla SMP |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | 100% Vanilla, no mods or plugins—pure survival |
| Community Aspects | Relaxed, friendly, and community-driven |
| How to Join | Hop into our Discord server to apply for the whitelist! |
A: Version 1.21.4 (Java Edition)
A: Yes, you can apply via Discord.
A: Active, respectful, and friendly players.
A: No, the server is 100% Vanilla.
| Key Features | Shopping district, Vanilla Tweaks Data Packs (Mob Heads, Player Heads, Pre 1.16 Fishing Pools) |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Vanilla gameplay with added data packs |
| Community Aspects | Discord: Join our Discord |
The server focuses on vanilla gameplay with additional data packs for enhanced features.
Join our Discord server for more information on how to connect.
Server rules are posted in the Discord server for all players to review.
| Key Features | Brand new community, brand new world on Fabric 1.21.5 |
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| Simple Voice Chat and a whole host of other QoL datapacks | |
| Custom resource pack adding drinks, food, hats and more! | |
| Strong community focus with regular events and challenges | |
| BlazeandCave’s advancement pack adding over 1,000 new advancements |
Make May Valley your Minecraft home!
Apply on our Discord – https://discord.gg/2HG3vsuTbU
The server will premiere on Saturday, April 5th 12:00pm central time.
The server is for adult players aged 21 and up.
The server runs on Fabric 1.21.5.
Yes, there are custom resource packs adding drinks, food, hats, and more!
Apply on our Discord server using the provided link.