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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3202 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
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