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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3143 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 3780 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
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