Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even shower (who needs hygiene when you have Minecraft, am I right?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary Minecraft myth.
So come join us and feed your dopamine addiction like never before. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!
our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.
so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.
join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?
so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.
Witness the epic battle between siblings who cared for their mom and step siblings who didn’t lift a finger. Will they get a share of the money or will they be left out in the cold?
Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server. Will you be the next lucky player to catch the Diamond Unicorn?
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to erase bad memories, catch a Diamond Unicorn, and embark on wild adventures that you’ll never forget (unless you erase them, of course)!
| Server Name | 2TMC |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP (Semi-Vanilla with additional mods) |
| Player Age Requirement | 21+ |
| Language | English only |
| Server Location | NA (Accepting players worldwide) |
| Contact Information | Discord required |
A: The server has various data packs and Fabric mods installed which enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. You can find the list of mods in the provided information above.
A: No, you do not need to be a content creator to join the server. We welcome all players who are 21 years or older and looking for a friendly community to play with.
A: The server rules include being respectful, no griefing, stealing, cheating, or hacking, using English in chat, allowing non-destructive pranks, and more. Please read the full list of rules in the provided information.
A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the provided information above. Make sure to meet the age requirement and agree to follow the server rules.
We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.
So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!
Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!
Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
