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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7106 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!