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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1561 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the tesla sales have plunged 59% in germany!!! it’s like a virtual apocalypse but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of cars exploding. why join? because our server is so lit, even elon musk would be jelly of our redstone contraptions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost teslas from germany. join now before the zombies get them first!
