Join this server and you’ll be transported to a land where the laws of physics don’t even matter, bro. You can build the most epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride unicorns into battle. Yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS.
But wait, there’s more. Our server has the rarest items you can find, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor made from the tears of dragons. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never want to log off.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious. Mind blown, right?!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more mobs than a Taylor Swift breakup song.
You can build the most epic castles and pixelated masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a royal rumble with creepers and zombies.
Plus, the community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of Netherack.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to glory together!
Just like how you’re constantly covered in cat hair, our server will have you covered in fun and excitement at all times. And just like how you have to clean up bodily fluids off the floor, you’ll be cleaning up blocks and building epic structures in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Our server will make you feel like you’re losing a whole room of your apartment to cats, except instead of cats, it’s filled with endless possibilities and adventures. And just like how you feel like you’re being made to feel insensitive about the cat situation, our server will make you feel like a true hero, saving the day and conquering challenges.
So come join us and leave all your real-life cat problems behind. Our server is the purr-fect place for endless fun and excitement!
join us and experience the thrill of everything no matter how great is ought to fall, but in a fun way! we have insane builds that will make ur eyes pop out of ur head and ur jaw hit the floor!
plus, we have the most epic events like a chicken jousting tournament where u ride on pigs and try to knock each other off with sticks! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything u never knew u needed in a minecraft server!
so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the best way possible!
if u join our server, u can witness these insane wildfires firsthand and see just how much chaos they can cause. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! plus, u can help us study these wildfires and maybe even come up with a solution to stop them. who knows, u might even become a hero in the minecraft world!
so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling out-of-control wildfires while also saving the planet. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, and u won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun!
Here at A ZOMBIE PIGFART BROKE MY BUTT we value you, the player. We want to be your friend and provide a fun gaming experience for you!
| Rules | One rule, NO CHEATS ALLOWED. |
|---|---|
| IP Address | lawlessmc.com |
Warning: This server has no restriction on adult content. It is not family-friendly without active adult supervision. DO NOT TRUST GLOWSTIX!!!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are cheats allowed on the server? | No, cheats are not allowed on the server. Please play fair and follow the rules. |
| What is the server’s IP address? | The server’s IP address is lawlessmc.com. Use this to connect to the server. |
| Is the server family-friendly? | No, the server is not family-friendly and contains adult content. It is recommended to have adult supervision while playing. |
| Should I trust Glowstix in the game? | No, do not trust Glowstix in the game. Be cautious and stay safe while interacting with other players. |
Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered. It’s like a movie, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about good and evil, then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the bad guy you never knew you wanted to be. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us and witness epic battles where players settle disputes with build-offs instead of swords. Show off your manly skills by creating the most fabulous pink castle or the most extravagant diamond armor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bro Code, where players must adhere to ridiculous rules like always complimenting each other’s pixelated abs and never leaving a bro behind in a creeper attack.
So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of manliness in Minecraft, join us now and become the ultimate bro-builder!
