so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire
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Pixel PTSD Prevention Server
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Brain Reset Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!
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Locus Coeruleus Crew – Noradrenaline Network
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ur neurons will be SHAPED by the locus coeruleus!!! u will go from deep focus to BROAD awareness using noradrenaline!!! it’s like ur brain is on FIRE but in a good way!!! trust us, u won’t wanna leave once u feel ur neurons getting all shaped and stuff!!! join now for the ultimate BRAIN-BENDING experience!!!
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Tipsy Morals Mine
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much alcohol-related imagery that your moral compass will be spinning faster than a creeper running from a player with a diamond sword! Our server is so lit that even players with alcohol use disorder will be too distracted to make moral decisions. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and insane Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab a virtual drink and come join the party!
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Baby Brain Emo Gear
join our epic minecraft server and activate your prefrontal cortex like never before! our server is so lit, even babies are getting in on the action with their brain imaging headgear. watch as they process social stimuli and become the ultimate gamers at just 5 months old. who needs pacifiers when you can have diamond swords? come join the fun and see what all the baby brain hype is about!
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Pain-Free Mindful Craft
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from the real world and chill in a virtual world where u can build stuff and mine for diamonds? well, this server is the place to be, man. like, seriously, if u join this server, all ur pain and negative emotions will just disappear, dude. it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s minecraft. u can meditate while u mine for diamonds and feel all zen and stuff. it’s like therapy, but with creepers and endermen. so, like, join this server now and say goodbye to all ur pain and stress. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
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Brainy Blocks AgeCraft
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy study that, like, identified five different ways of aging. how cool is that? we used data from, like, 50,000 brain scans, bro.imagine, like, being able to see how you gonna age in minecraft. will you be a wise old wizard or a crazy old hermit living in a cave? who knows, man.
join the server now and, like, unlock the secrets of aging in minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust me.
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CravingCraft – Sticky Network Fun
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy, man. You join and suddenly your brain is all “sticky” and stuff. Like, you just can’t stop craving more and more Minecraft action. It’s like your brain is on fire with excitement!People on this server spend so much time in this “sticky” brain state that they can’t even remember what real life is like anymore. They’re just totally addicted to the positive vibes of this server. It’s like a drug, but for Minecraft!
Join this server and get ready for some seriously intense cravings for more Minecraft fun. Your brain will be so “sticky” with excitement, you won’t even know what hit you. It’s like a rollercoaster ride for your mind, man. So come on, join us and get lost in the crazy world of our Minecraft server!
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Depression Detector Server
come join our minecraft server where we scan your brain to show you the wiring of depression! like, who wouldn’t want to see that, am i right? we have this small group of patients who have been scanned for a year and a half, and we found this crazy pattern of neuronal interactions that might make you depressed. but don’t worry, we have minecraft to cheer you up! join us for a wild ride of brain scans and depression talk, it’s gonna be a blast!
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Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment
come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!