are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!
NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex
DepressCraft: Brainwave Edition
yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s wild, man. but the best part is, if you join this server, all your depression will be cured! like, for real, we got scientists studying your brain waves and stuff, and they found out that playing on our server can totally fix your treatment-resistant depression. it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join us and let’s get rid of those sad vibes together, one block at a time!BipolarBrainBiasCraft
so like, this server is like the yale of minecraft servers, bro. we got researchers studying the brain regions that make you feel all the pleasure when you play minecraft. like, they found out that if you join this server, you’ll be stuck in a ‘vicious cycle’ of fun and excitement. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, man. come join us and experience the ultimate high of minecraft gaming. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds
LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW
SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse
so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek?BrainCrafters: Animal Psyche
so, like, this server is like a trip, man. you join and suddenly you’re in a whole new world, like Alice in Wonderland but with creepers and stuff. it’s like taking psychedelics but without the risk of a bad trip, ya know?imagine mining for diamonds while riding a giant chicken through a rainbow forest. or battling zombies with a sword made of cotton candy. the possibilities are endless, dude.
plus, the animals on this server are next level. they’re all on their own psychedelic journeys, man. you might come across a cow doing yoga or a pig playing the drums. it’s wild, bro.
so, like, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft, join this server. it’s like a trip without leaving your computer chair. come join the fun, man.
BrainyBlockz
so like, u know how u always wanna train ur brain and stuff? well this server is like the ultimate brain workout, but like, in minecraft form. u gotta like, use ur domain-general response inhibition to like, build stuff and survive and stuff. and get this, it doesn’t even change ur brain or behavior! so like, u can still be ur crazy self while u play. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience ever!PixelPervs React Strongly & Rate Unpleasantly
so, liek, u kno how sum peeps rly into, liek, porn n stuff? well, dis server is, liek, perf for u if u into dat. our players hav, liek, super strong reactions to, liek, negative stuff n rate it as, liek, super unpleasant. so if u wanna, liek, feel all the feels n stuff, join dis server n experience all da emotions. its, liek, a rollercoaster of feelings n u wont wanna miss out, trust me. so come join us n get ur brain all messed up in da best way possible.