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  • Bragging Rights: No-Bra Block

    Bragging Rights: No-Bra Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Sanctuary of Inverted Morality – where every block tells a tale of chaos and confusion!

    Introduction: A Reality Beyond Comprehension

    Enter, if you dare, a realm unlike any you’ve ever tread. In these pixelated plains, truth and absurdity dance a mad waltz, clawing at the fabric of logic. Is it a server, or is it a sacred space for the banishment of societal norms? Step into The Sanctuary, where your avatar can escape the chains of obligation, modesty, and, perhaps, even reality itself!

    Notable Features of Your Existential Crisis!

    Feature Description
    Robe of Controversy A legendary robe that grants comfort but at a cost. Wear it to ward off unwanted thoughts or… inspire them? It comes in various enchanting styles, perfect for your sleepless nights.
    Brotherly Banter Engage in absurd debates with NPC brothers who spout nonsensical maxims about morality. Warning: increasing their dialogue may lead to existential dread!
    Hoodie of Shadows Cloak yourself in anonymity! Perfect for hiding from the prying eyes of judgment as you traverse forbidden lands of bare-chested freedom.
    Purity Puzzles Solve cryptic challenges centered around the virtues of modesty. Will you uphold or dismantle these relics of a bygone era?
    Shrine of AITA A sacred space for players to ask, "Am I the Asshole?"—only to hear echoes of laughter as no one answers!

    Conspiracies and Legends of the Server

      • Banned in 12 Countries! Why, you ask? Rumor has it that the idea of unrestricted pajamas sent shudders through governments, leading to mass protests (or maybe just a miscommunication about underwear laws).

      • The Great Debate: Legends speak of a cosmic event where players must face the daunting decision: wear a robe in peace or rebel with reckless t-shirts! Your choice could change the very laws of the server!

    Testimonials from the Lost Souls of the Server

    "I joined to escape my family’s expectations… now I just escape reality." – Username: DefinitelyNotBackwards

    “I tried wearing the robe, and suddenly every pixel felt like a judgmental stare! Woke up in a blocky sweat.” – Username: AnonRobeRebel

    “The brothers convinced me to join their side in the Purity Puzzles, but I think I lost my soul somewhere in Level 5.” – Username: OverthinkingCrafter

    Secret Features Whispers from the Void

      • Mystical Modesty Mechanics: Forget what you think you know. Underneath that t-shirt might lurk an invisibility potion, hidden from even the creator’s knowledge! Use it at your own risk… or don’t; it’s one of those cosmic dilemmas.

      • Transcendental Dressing Rites: Will your blocky self embrace the robe, or will you become an entity mandated by societal norms? Choose wisely; the server watches!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Not that you’ll find answers!)

      • Q: Can I join without a robe? A: Absolutely! Just prepare to face the spectral whispers of judgment!

      • Q: Is this a religious server? A: Only if you count worshipping chaos and pixelated confusion as a creed!

      • Q: How do I become ruler of this domain? A: Ah, but who is a ruler in a realm where blocks have more authority than thoughts?

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    The invite stands, but don’t just join; immerse yourself in the madness! Will you follow the shadows of your brothers or boldly defy the absurdity of this world? As the pixelated light dims around you, remember: there’s no going back. This is The Sanctuary of Inverted Morality, and you’re officially a part of the chaos.

    Prepare yourself for the unexpected; the rabbit hole is just the beginning!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

    Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

    PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.

    First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! 🥔🌈💎🦄🕺🏼👑🚽 #PotatoPower

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ScholarCraft: No Flex Zone

    ScholarCraft: No Flex Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning a scholarship can lead to drama rivaling a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate friendships, jealousy, and boba tea stand-offs.

    Experience the thrill of virtual boba purchases, blocked Instagram accounts, and high school flashbacks all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the supportive friend or the one blocking others in a fit of jealousy? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on in and join the fun – who knew a scholarship could cause so much chaos in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DumbPrideMC SMP

    DumbPrideMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

    But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

    Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

    We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

    Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

    Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelCrushDen

    PixelCrushDen

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other bragging about their crush on fictional characters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only crush you need to worry about is crushing blocks to build your dream castle.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with any drama about who your girlfriend’s favorite TV show character is. Instead, you can focus on teaming up with fellow players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and create epic redstone contraptions.

    Plus, on our server, bragging about your Minecraft skills is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Show off your massive builds, impressive farms, and insane PvP skills to earn the respect of your fellow players.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a girlfriend with a crush on fictional characters when you have a whole Minecraft community to conquer?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BragCraft – No One Cares!

    BragCraft – No One Cares!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

    BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

    Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GlyghCraft

    GlyghCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival/SMP We have a great staff group and even better members, come join us, make friends, and enjoy no banned items or farms. 100% survival with only mandatory plugins such as essentials and grief protection to ensure enjoyment. Land claims available

    158.69.172.71

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Shulkermc

    Shulkermc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Possibly one of the best Lifesteal Server out there! Don’t miss out, We got all kinds of stuff, Custom Items, Economy, Auction House, Crates. Name it, we have EVERYTHING!

    play.shulkermc.fun

    New Minecraft Server
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  • – NordSky.de –

    – NordSky.de –

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyPvP ¤ NORDSKY.DE ¤ SkyBlock (1.8 – 1.13)

    <+> 24/7 ONLINE ———————————————————————– <+> BIG ISLAND’S (SkyBlock) ———————————————————————– <+> BIG PVP MAP [SkyPvP]

    ———————————————————————– <+> COMMUNITY EVENTS ———————————————————————– <+> GREAT ECONOMY ———————————————————————– <+> AUCTION HOUSE & QUESTS

    [!] Teamspeak: NordSky.DE [!] Twitter: @NordSkyServer

    NordSky.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SudowoodoCraft

    SudowoodoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We offer a mostly vanilla pixelmon experience with a few quality of life plugins, such as economylite, griefprevention, nucleus, and pixelextras. The aim of our server is to create a small and friendy, new player environment for those to learn pixelmon and compete at a high level. The servers official beginning is 4/14/19. There is a working shop, move tutor, and move relearner as well as small but balanced experienced trainers around spawn. We are actively looking to improve the experience for our players, and will respond to any feedback! Plugins installed on server: GriefPrevention, Nucleus, Pixelextras, Pixelmon, Luckperms, CarrotShop, EconomyLite

    66.235.173.129

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Tribal mc

    Tribal mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tribal MC

    Welcome to TribalMC!

    This is a Clan Wars server where players need to form clans and battle it out at the end of the season to win $250 USD Paypal.

    Server Features

    Custom Enchants

    Godly Kits

    Cluescrolls

    PlayerVaults

    Dungeons

    Join the discord group to learn more about the server and to participate in the giveaways.

    tribalmc.wither.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eleria

    Eleria

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eleria is a Kingdoms server with 1.8 PvP on a 8k x 8k custom map. God apples are disabled. Oldschool (1.8) PvP. Professional staff. No lag. No toxicity. Great, player-driven economy. Strong anti-xray. No hackers or cheaters. Grief protection, but still amazing raiding experience. Blocks can be destroyed by explosions but will regen slowly after one minute, allowing enemies to break in and steal your stuff, but not grief your base.

    54.38.56.70:25571

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Totemsmp

    Totemsmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the TotemSMP, a Minecraft SMP with lots of economy plugins like the Auction House and an Economy Shop Plugin. There are even more plugins like Bounty Hunters and Casino Gambling and it is a ton of fun to grind out gear and money!

    totemsmp.apexmc.co:6969

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CorporationPvP

    CorporationPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Factions Server with many server exclusive feature’s including custom enchants, flawless cannons, and flawless schematics

    158.69.8.141:25583

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TheFerretBox SMP

    TheFerretBox SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Towny-RP server run by a small group of college students. A great user experience and a personal, close-knit community are our top priorities. Build a civilization or traverse the land as an outcast. Work jobs, trade, cooperate, and thrive together. Pay a visit and say hi!

    54.39.125.126:25616

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dragonspace

    Dragonspace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Enter the world of DragonSpace with fantastic Bedwars, Survival custom and Vanilla!!!

    dragonspace.minecraft.pro

    New Minecraft Server
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