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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

airstrikes, base, bombing campaign, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Politics, Raid, Regional, Russian, Russian Air Base, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tensions, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6518
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

dental advice, dental appointments, dental care, dental checkup, dental cleaning, dental equipment, dental health, dental hygiene, dental instruments, dental procedures, dental recommendations, dental tools, dental visits, Dentists, metal, oral hygiene, scraping teeth, sharp metal tools, soft bristled toothbrushes, Tools, toothbrush recommendations, toothbrush tips, Toothbrushes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	219	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

animated short film, Anime, catchy tune, classic remake, creative visuals, Cyberpunk, digital animation, donut, Donut Hole, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Hole, innovation, J-pop, Japanese culture, Minecraft, music video, production ig, Server, Technology, virtual singer, vocaloid, youtube video

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crops Grown:	7194	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3004

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	292	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2115
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Items Found:	1934
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7833
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!