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WholesomeTales Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

OMG guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who taught me how to do the cha-cha slide while fighting off creepers. It was wild, bro.

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

CraftyConfusion

befuddlement, bewilderment, brain teaser, cognitive dissonance, complexity, confusion, conundrum, CraftyConfusion, Enigma, head scratcher, incomprehensibility, incomprehension, mental block, mind-boggler, Mystery, perplexing question, perplexity, puzzle, puzzlement, Riddle, unfathomable concept

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3989
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2895	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Gods Slained:	1

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Animals Bred:	161	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Farms Harvested:	877
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8496

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!