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Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	350902
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	53
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

No Fight Club Twice

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Dragon Eggs Found:	3476	Star Shards Collected:	165
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CHICKENS THAN A FARM ON STEROIDS. U CAN FLY ON A PIG AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND UNICORNS. ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE AND THEY’LL GIVE U SUPERPOWERS IF U SAY THE MAGIC WORD “PINEAPPLES” 69 TIMES. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, OR ELSE THE CREEPERS WILL EAT UR COOKIES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTISLIFE 🐔🚀💎🦄🍍🍪

Brad Pitt’s Ladybug Philosophy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	229
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Items Found:	8049
Star Shards Collected:	272	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where Brad Pitt isn’t even a ladybug? Well, look no further because on our server, Brad Pitt is not only a ladybug but he’s also the philosopher of the century! Join us for some deep discussions about life, love, and ladybugs while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and expand your mind (and your block collection)!

Bob’s Blocky Adventures: HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON – Best Minecraft server for LOLs and high traffic fun!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Potions Brewed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON, things are anything but ordinary. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you the epic tale of Robert Paulson.

Legend has it that Robert Paulson was the bravest Minecraft player to ever roam the server. He single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. His name became a symbol of courage and strength among all players.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on creepers like they’re majestic steeds, battle zombie chickens who shoot lasers from their eyes, and even challenge the mighty Herobrine to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So why wait? Join HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

Fenix Minecraft Server 1.20 Events Custom crafts Vanilla survival Roleplay Discord Competition Sweepstakes Pirate Licensed Minecraft Survival Cities Players Role Optimization Hosting TPS, Hardcore, No Donations, No Private, No Registration, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Anticheat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

51.195.68.93:25846

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5356
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ores Mined:	4911
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchantments Applied:	238	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Towns Built:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	465
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2737	Volcanoes Explored:	3

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	835465

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	2861	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!