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Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	573247	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1550	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	9616	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4970	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4288	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Animals Bred:	41
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Love Letters Sent:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!