Join our server for a safe and fun environment where you can build, explore, and not have to worry about anyone snapping pics of you in compromising positions. Plus, we have a strict no-dad-being-inappropriate policy, so you can game in peace without any uncomfortable encounters.
So come join us and leave all the drama behind. We may not have blacked out bras in our photos, but we do have plenty of adventures waiting for you in our virtual world. See you there!
And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.
So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
On our server, we have epic dare challenges that will push you to your limits. Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Or how about trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a dream? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you with stories to tell for years to come, then come join us. But be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Near Vanilla Gameplay | No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Aiming to keep original Minecraft magic with some HermitCraft style additions. |
| CoreProtect | Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin. |
| Proximity Chat | Option for players to use proximity chat. |
| Experienced Staff | Team with experience running similar servers. |
| DynMap | Planned feature release. |
| Server Events | Hosted server events such as build battles and challenges. |
| Activity System | Visual system for players to set their availability. |
| Supporter Perks | Cosmetic/QOL perks only, no pay to win. |
Please visit our Discord and follow the instructions provided in the application channel.
No, joining and playing on Reverie SMP is completely free.
While we aim for a mature player base, there are no strict age restrictions. We expect all players to conduct themselves respectfully.
Absolutely! We encourage our community to provide feedback and suggestions. You can do so through our Discord server or other designated channels.
Our server is equipped with an AMD Ryzen 5600X processor, 64GB of RAM, 2x500GB NVMe SSDs, and located in Virginia, US.
Plus, the admin is like a total wizard with redstone, you won’t believe the crazy contraptions he’s built. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base, it’s like something out of a spy movie.
So yeah, if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and have a blast with some cool peeps, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
But that’s not even the weirdest thing that’s happened on this server. One time, we had a whole event where we all had to dress up as llamas and have a llama parade through the jungle. It was wild, man. Llamas everywhere, dancing and prancing like nobody’s business.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker we found filled with nothing but cake. Like, who even builds a cake bunker? Only on this server, I swear.
So if you’re looking for a good time and some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a llama mayor who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. It’s lit, fam.
Join our server and watch as your man’s eyes light up with joy as he explores our vast virtual world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and adorable pixelated animals. He can build his own castle, mine for rare ores, or even battle dragons with his friends!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on his face when he discovers our secret hidden treasure chest filled with virtual diamonds and gold! Who needs real jewelry when you can give him the gift of digital riches?
So this Valentine’s Day, give your man the gift of our Minecraft server and watch as he falls in love with the endless possibilities and excitement that await him. Join now and make this Valentine’s Day one he’ll never forget!
but wait, there’s more! this server has this crazy feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. and if you find a rare emerald, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like living in a fairytale, but with more explosions and lava pits.
oh, and did i mention that on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil skeletons with a sword made of pure cheese? yeah, it’s pretty wild. plus, there’s a dance party every friday night at the pixelated disco club. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures of your life. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft land?