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Noisy Blood Pressure Check
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we measure blood pressure in the wildest ways! We tested it in public, loud places and it didn’t even make a difference! Our readings are as accurate as a creeper blowing up your house! Join now for the most thrilling blood pressure monitoring experience of your life! Who knew checking your BP could be this exciting?! 😂🎮🩺 #MinecraftMadness #BloodPressureBonanza #CreeperChaos -
BroSleepOvers – No AITA Here!
Hey there Minecrafters!Join our server for a wild and crazy time filled with adventure and laughter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for there are also creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!
But fear not, for our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a castle? A rollercoaster? A giant statue of a potato? We’ve got you covered!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can have as many male friends visit your virtual house as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! So come on over and join the fun – your mom might not understand, but we sure do! 😂
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
are you tired of being starved and tortured in real life? come join our minecraft server where you can be starved and tortured in a fun and safe environment!imagine being held captive in gaza, but instead of feeling scared, you’re actually having a blast building and exploring in our virtual world!
join now for the ultimate hostage experience, where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun!
don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a virtual prisoner and make new friends along the way! join our server today and start your journey to freedom (or maybe just more captivity, who knows?)!
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ZelenskyyCraft: Armed EU Forces
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures!picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – a giant army of flying pigs that will swoop in and save the day!
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. you can ride unicorns, collect rainbow blocks, and even battle evil leprechauns for their pot of gold!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life! Time has come to join the madness!
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TheosisMC
TheosisMC Server Overview:
Features Hardcore survival multiplayer Supported Editions Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Main Features - An economy-driven gameplay with player-to-player trading
- Land claiming system for base protection
- Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Pay-to-Win Non-pay-to-win with cosmetic VIP rank Server Address play.theosismc.com Discord Join our Discord server FAQ:
Question Answer What is TheosisMC server about? TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer server for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition with unique gameplay features. How can I join the server? You can use the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a friend on Xbox/cross-platform to join. Is the server pay-to-win? No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win with a cosmetic VIP rank. What are the main features of the server? The server features an economy-driven gameplay, land claiming system, and custom items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life. -
Anti Love Zone 1.20.2
Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?
So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!
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BroSpeak Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to threaten to throw away your virtual food if you mispronounce it! Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with lisp-like speech patterns.Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!
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Mommy’s Money Mix-Up
Are you tired of your Minecraft savings being spent on someone else’s tuition without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server where we promise not to touch your hard-earned diamonds for anyone else’s benefit!Imagine logging in one day to find out that your precious emeralds were used to pay for your stepbrother’s enchanted armor. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your resources will be safe from any sneaky family members trying to steal them.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot just because they made poor financial decisions. Join our server and build your empire without worrying about someone else’s tuition fees draining your hard-earned loot.
So come on over and join us, where your diamonds are yours and yours alone. No more sharing with stepbrothers or anyone else trying to mooch off your success. Let’s mine and craft in peace, away from the drama of family finances gone wrong!
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Time Looped: Mine for Eternity
Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.
So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!