Boycott Minecraft Servers

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  • Why Does This Harmless Meme of Refusing to Buy Certain Games Minecraft SMP

    Why Does This Harmless Meme of Refusing to Buy Certain Games Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest items in the game (including a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns).

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Just when you thought nu-Blizz couldn’t get any lower Minecraft SMP

    Just when you thought nu-Blizz couldn’t get any lower Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of nothing but diamonds, and fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts the halls, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as you are? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

    Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

    So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

    CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP

    NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a stack of enchanted golden apples? And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can have flying unicorns and chicken races, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DubaiCraft: No War, Just Blocks

    DubaiCraft: No War, Just Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Forget about Macklemore and his canceled show, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time listening to some dude rap when you can be building your own empire in the virtual world?

    Our server is so lit, even Macklemore couldn’t resist joining. But then he got too addicted and started neglecting his music career, so he had to cancel his Dubai show. True story bro, true story.

    Join us now for the ultimate gaming experience! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine makes a guest appearance every full moon.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Macklemore in the dust and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to battle Macklemore in a virtual rap battle. Just kidding, that would be totally ridiculous. But seriously, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP: NeverSteamAgain

    SMP: NeverSteamAgain

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CelebHateCraft

    CelebHateCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing that annoying celebrity’s face everywhere you turn? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where that celebrity doesn’t exist! That’s right, on our server, they’ve been banished to the Nether realm, never to bother you again. So come join us for a celebrity-free gaming experience like no other! Who knew virtual reality could be so satisfying?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP