boycott USA Minecraft Servers

boycott USA

  • CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

    So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBros Minecraft Server

    BlockBros Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream house without worrying about sexist roommates or political arguments!

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of living with a lazy brother who expects you to be his personal chef and maid. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without the stress of real-life roommate drama.

    Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will never argue with you about controversial topics or make sexist comments. You can finally relax and enjoy the game without any drama or tension.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who needs a roommate who can’t even cook or clean when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

    CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of dealing with stinky situations like the one described above, then this is the server for you. Our players are required to shower daily in-game to maintain their virtual hygiene levels. Failure to do so will result in your character emitting a foul odor that will repel other players and mobs alike.

    Join us for a refreshing experience where personal hygiene is taken seriously. Don’t let your virtual feet stink up the place like the unfortunate individual in the post above. Showering is not just a suggestion, it’s a requirement for survival on our server.

    So come on in, scrub up, and let’s make this Minecraft world a cleaner and fresher place for all! Remember, cleanliness is key to success in this wacky and wild virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

    ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to relive your childhood but in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re going back to when you were a wee little Minecraft noob.

    Join our server for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creepers” and “Pig Racing with Ender Dragons”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride an Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Herobrine doing the Macarena. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBedrockBonanza

    BlockyBedrockBonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the heat? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava-filled Nether portal! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Booty” treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that the elusive Ender Dragon himself guards the grand prize – a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.

    So why settle for a boring server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP