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Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

anger, Blame, Communication, Conflict, death, Diagnosis, emotions, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, Hospital, MAYHEM, medical negligence, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, regret, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, severe illness, sister, Support

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! No more arguing with your mom about doctor’s appointments or feeling guilty about your sister’s illness. Instead, team up with fellow players to build epic structures and explore new worlds.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. No more AITA moments, just pure Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cure for your sister’s illness in the game (spoiler alert: you won’t, but it’s worth a shot)!

ConspiracyCraft: AITA for Calling Out Coworker?

9/11 conspiracy, aita, Call Center, Calling, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, conspiracy theories, ConspiracyCraft, coworker, coworker conflict, coworker dynamics, critical thinking, fake moon landing, flat earth, Hitler conspiracy, logical fallacies, mainstream media, online sources, Perception, professional behavior, research, silent treatment, work relationships, workplace drama

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	517

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your call center, taking calls and having random chats with your coworkers. But then, you meet John. John is like the conspiracy theory guru, spouting off about flat earth, fake moon landings, and how Hitler was actually a misunderstood artist. And get this, he thinks he’s the wisest sage in the room, even though he’s only 33!

But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.

One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?

But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

#exciting, adventurous, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, comedy, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, dramatic, funny, INTIMATE, last movie, last show, passionate, Romantic, satisfying, sex life, Steamy, Suspenseful, Thrilling, Unpredictable, Wild

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Star Shards Collected:	175
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want your sex life to be like the last show/movie you watched – whether it’s a steamy romance like “50 Shades of Grey” or a wild adventure like “Indiana Jones,” we’ve got you covered. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. From pixelated fireworks displays to virtual dance parties, you’ll never be bored on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball hidden deep within our virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

HostageCraft: 33 Freed!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, emerging deal, Freed, gaza, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israeli officials, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, negotiations update, peace talks, political prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Items Found:	5918	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we release 33 hostages every time you mine a diamond block! it’s like a real-life negotiation but with creepers and zombies! who needs diplomacy when you have pickaxes and swords? join now and be part of the most intense hostage release operation in minecraft history! it’s a deal you can’t refuse, just like the hostages can’t refuse to be set free!

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, era, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	2475	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Star Shards Collected:	136	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride through the internet! Join for the craziest adventures with characters like Lia, Nasa, and Pippa – they’ll have you laughing till your sides hurt! Plus, we got archives of all the wackiness that goes down, so you can relive the madness over and over again! Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the party now!

NoDoorForYouCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, compromise, Crates, Dining room, Dogs, family friend, friend visit, guest bedrooms, hurt feelings, inflatable mattress, Kids, living room, NoDoorForYouCraft, office space, out of town, personal space, Routine, sectional, selfish, strangers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space – even for your virtual dogs! Join us and never worry about accommodating pushy guests who want to sleep in your living room with their inflatable mattress. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who value their pets’ comfort above all else.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual dog crate for your Minecraft pups, without any judgment from friends who think you should change your routine for guests. Our server is a place where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate dog-friendly paradise, without any guilt trips from old family friends.

So come join us and let your dogs roam free in their own virtual space, away from the prying eyes of guests who just don’t understand the bond between a Minecraft player and their pixelated pets. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those friends who thinks changing your routine for guests is a must. In that case, maybe you should stick to building boring guest bedrooms instead.

AttractiveBlocks

AttractiveBlocks, bizarre appeal, curious fascination, eccentric allure, eccentric attractiveness, odd fascination, odd turn ons, offbeat magnetism, outlandish attraction, peculiar allure, peculiar attraction, quirky allure, Quirky Charm, strange allure, unconventional allure, unconventional attraction, unconventional beauty, unique appeal, unusual charm, weird charm, weirdly attractive

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you find pixelated pigs strangely attractive – we have a whole town dedicated to breeding the most beautiful pigs in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on down and join the fun – you never know what weirdly attractive things you’ll find on our server!

SynagogueSassCraft

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, community outrage, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, deface, Demonstrators, hate crime, Italian synagogue, law enforcement, minority rights, police chase death, protest violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, racism, religious intolerance, social unrest, synagogue desecration, SynagogueSassCraft, Vandalism

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	102
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1159	Endless Night Skies:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll feel like you’re defacing an italian synagogue during a protest over a police chase death. but don’t worry, no real synagogues were harmed in the making of this server! join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft like there’s no tomorrow!

VicioTime

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Machines, Magic, Mods, multiplayer, Mysteries, Plugins, Quests, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Towns Built:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Machines, magic and mysteries await you, come and have fun in VICIOTIME survival with mods and plugins 1.20.1

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Saltivate

[player based economy], advice, Grief Prevention, Minecraft, Players, PvE, PvP, Saltivate, Slimefun, smp server, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Buildings Constructed:	5	Votes:	452
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Saltivate is a SMP server with Slimefun, grief prevention, and a player-based economy! We plan on releasing our take on Towny soon. We also love getting advice from other players to make the server similar to how players would like it. We cannot wait to see you on the server!

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