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PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	251
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6350
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	265
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

British, ceremony, controversy, decision, diplomatic concerns, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic implications, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic tensions, envoy, exclusion, foreign affairs, historical events, international politics, invites, Israel, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nukecraft, Worried

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

#sustainability, action, ambitious action, chemical regulations, circular economy, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental policy, global plastic treaty, marine pollution, plastic chemicals, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution prevention, recycling, science-based recommendations, Sustainable development, Time, toxic chemicals, waste management

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!