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New Underwear Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server! -
FacePantsCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly express your love for your significant other in a hilarious and slightly creepy way? Look no further! Join our server and show off your customized boxer briefs with your face, hearts, and a picture that makes it look like you’re hugging your partner’s…well, you know. And don’t forget the word “mine” plastered over it for that possessive touch!But be warned, not everyone may appreciate your sense of humor like we do. Just like how some people might find your playful antics a bit…serial killer-esque. But hey, who wants to be normal anyway? Join us and let your inner weirdo shine!
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DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!
Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server! -
PopInPlease Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of unexpected family visits? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your relatives crashing your virtual world unannounced again.We understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family time. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.
Imagine a world where you can prioritize your in-game family and schedule without any guilt trips from your real-life relatives. No more running away from unexpected guests, just pure Minecraft fun!
Join now and leave behind the drama of unplanned visits. Build your dream world and never look back. Who needs real-life family when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?
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SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!
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UglyCraft: Embrace the Blocky Beauty!
Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where being unattractive is actually an advantage! Our pixelated world is filled with mobs who are so ugly, you’ll fit right in! Plus, our community is full of players who appreciate your inner beauty (or lack thereof). So come join us and embrace your inner creeper! -
FamineBabyDiabetesCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns you into a diamond block every time you sneeze! 🤧💎 Plus, did you know that players who were born during a full moon have a 99% chance of finding a rare mythical unicorn in our server? 🌕🦄We also have a special event where if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding! 🐉🐷 And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to breakdance like nobody’s business! 💃🕺
So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and wacky adventures! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the lost potato kingdom while you’re at it! 🥔💰 #PotatoPower
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RPGs | All The Mods 9 to the sky
RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server
The RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server is a captivating experience that takes Minecraft gameplay to new heights with an array of engaging plugins. Players can enjoy various features that enhance their gaming experience, such as:
– Crates: Enjoy the thrill of opening crates to discover valuable items. – Voting Rewards: Cast votes to earn exciting rewards. – Multiple Homes: Set multiple homes for easy navigation across the world. – Player Shops and Warps: Create and manage your own shops and warps, facilitating trade and travel.
The server encourages continuous play by offering enticing rewards for regular participation. These features, along with a multitude of other enhancements, create a dynamic and interactive environment that keeps players coming back for more.
Whether you’re trading with others, exploring new areas, or just enjoying the rich variety of activities available, RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server offers a vibrant and rewarding Minecraft experience.
Play.RPGATM9.co.uk
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Ascendancy SMP: Where we accidentally spelled ‘asendancy’ wrong but we’re still the top dogs
Welcome to Asendancy SMP!
Feature Description Twist Each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day. Roles We have roles ranging from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers. How to Join Join the Discord and submit a video or written application showcasing why you should be let in. FAQ:
1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?
The main twist is that each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.
2. What types of roles are available in the server?
Roles range from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.
3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?
To join, you can join the Discord server and submit a video or written application explaining why you should be allowed to join.