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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	418	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ores Mined:	7240
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Divine Spears Created:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	5066	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	8632

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Potions Brewed:	35

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	9339
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	6614
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!