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Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	152	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	792627	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1810	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Towns Built:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	5529
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Farms Harvested:	498	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	279686	Dragon Eggs Found:	1832
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!