Bowing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP

bowing, SUPPLICATION, devotion, reverence, kneeling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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CraftyHub – No Bowing to In-Laws!

Communication, self-care, Respect, CraftyHub, enabling behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one described above. We’ve got meth-addicted moms, drunk aunts and uncles, and cousins getting married just to stir up drama. And don’t forget about the grandma who can’t seem to understand basic human respect – she’s the real MVP of the server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and more disowning than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs a soap opera when you’ve got our Minecraft server? So come on in and join the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe. It’s gonna be a wild ride!

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BoomerBowsAndBacks

muscle strain, muscle injury, over 40, Etiquette, injury

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Succession, political future, Kim dynasty, power transition, next generation

so like, u know how in minecraft u can be the leader of ur own lil world? well this server is like that, but on steroids! imagine being the leader of a whole country, like kim jong un in north korea. but get this, on this server, u can be even crazier than him! u can train ur daughter to be the next leader, just like kim is doing in real life. but instead of nukes and stuff, u can use TNT and creepers to assert ur dominance. join now for a wild ride of power, politics, and pixelated explosions!

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CraftyKremlin2024

CraftyKremlin2024

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

PLUS, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u unlock a portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons with ur bare hands!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with ur stuff. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur pixelated mansion on this server, no sir!

So come on down and join the fun, cuz this Minecraft server is LIT AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for u!

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RSCraft Network

Fun, Modalities, Vanilla, Server, RSCraft Network

This server was made for your fun, we will have many available modalities, ranks and an excellent community so that you feel comfortable. We await you at RSCRAFT.

mc.rscraft.xyz:19132

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NoWayCraft Minecraft Server

NoWayCraft, Expectations, Men, social norms, republicans

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is where the real men come to play! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we conquer dragons and fight off creepers with our bare hands!

Join our server and prove your masculinity by making at least 6 figures in game currency to take care of your virtual family. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Plus, our community is full of tough guys who aren’t afraid to show off their skills and take on any challenge that comes their way.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join the ultimate test of manliness? Come join us and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a Minecraft warrior!

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“WhyDidSheDoIt” Minecraft SMP

smp, bewildering actions, cryptic decisions, Minecraft, Mystery

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of why that one player built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of the ocean. Rumor has it, it holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their superior building skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server – come join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there!

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BroGfApologyDenied

misunderstandings, Apology, neurotypical, emotional intelligence, Respect

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of an 18F player dealing with her brother’s 22-year-old girlfriend, Julia (21), who is not only autistic but also a master at dishing out insults!

Experience the heart-pounding moment when Julia accuses our player of being an “allistic liar” just because her dish went missing in the oven. Will our player survive the wrath of Julia’s accusations and come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between our player and Julia as they exchange fiery words and non-apologies through text messages. Can our player stand her ground against Julia’s trauma and still come out as the hero of the story? Join now to find out!

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such intense family dynamics, explosive arguments, and non-apology drama all in one place? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the chaos! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem

Crisis, world leaders, Venezuela, Government, Maduros

lol come join our epic minecraft server where even world leaders and ordinary venezuelans are questioning maduro’s reelection claim like wut even is that lol. we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for u to explore. u might even find maduro himself trying to claim ur minecraft throne, but don’t worry we got ur back with our epic anti-dictator protection program. so come on down and join the fun, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans u might get into on our server. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s be real u won’t regret it lol.

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