bowelbreakersMC

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!

Deals, economic burden, environmental impact, environmental stewardship, ethical considerations, future generations, government policy, intergenerational equity, leadership stance, long-term consequences, national heritage, natural resource deal, political decision, public interest, public outcry, resource exploitation, Resource Management, Resources, social responsibility, Sustainable development, ukrainians, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

so like, u kno how ukraine has like, natural resources and stuff? well this server is like, the opposite of that. we got all the resources u could ever want, and u don’t even gotta pay for it!

join our server and be like zelensky, but without all the political drama. u can sign deals and stuff, but they won’t cost u 10 generations of ur family’s wealth.

come join us and be the ruler of ur own minecraft world, where u can mine all the diamonds u want without worrying about the economy crashing. it’s like a utopia, but with creepers and stuff.

so come on down and join our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can fit in ur inventory. trust us, it’s way better than signing natural resource deals that will haunt u for generations to come.

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Minimum Wage Congress

Accountability, Congress, economic policy, elected officials, equality, fair pay, Government, government salaries, income inequality, leadership, legislative branch, Living Wage, Minimum, minimum wage, political reform, Politics, public officials, public servants, public service, social justice, Wage

so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?

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WormsInBrain Traveler’s Paradise

30 year old, Bangkok, Bangkok Street Food, brain infestation, destinations, DOCTORS, Hawaii, Hawaii ocean swim, medical mystery, Ocean, Paradise, parasitic worms, rat lungworm, raw sushi, salad, street food, swim, TOKYO, Tokyo raw sushi, travel, travelers, WOMAN, WormsInBrain

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing infesting your brain will be the urge to play all day and night! we promise no parasitic worms, just fun and games!

this server is so lit, even a 30-year old woman who ate street food in bangkok, raw sushi in tokyo, and swam in the ocean in hawaii couldn’t resist joining! she said the only thing more addictive than our server was the sushi (and that’s saying a lot)!

we’ve got more excitement than a medical mystery, more adventure than a trip around the world, and more laughs than a rat lungworm trying to navigate a brain! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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Deepstone

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Deepstone is a cave-only Anarchy server with custom terrain that allows for full minecraft playthrough without any need for going up to surface. Mods/admins play on survival too so you don’t have to worry about admin abuse. Expect hidden structures and beautiful landscape for aggressive and passive gameplay.

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bowelbreakersMC

ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!

Minimum Wage Congress

WormsInBrain Traveler’s Paradise

Deepstone