New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 8302
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

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  • ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server

    ToiletBlocker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7670
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Potions Brewed: 23
    Villages Defended: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a hospital corridor with a secret toilet code? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of keeping unwanted players out with key code locks and bells.

    Imagine the drama of denying access to a fellow player who desperately needs to use the toilet because of their explosive bowel issues. Will you be the hero who stands up for privacy and fresh air, or the villain who locks the bathroom door on a poor soul in need?

    With data security policies stricter than a hospital’s, you’ll never have to worry about unauthorized players sneaking into your virtual space. Join now and experience the ultimate blend of exclusivity, drama, and bathroom-related shenanigans!

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  • Midnight Apocalypse: Where the Creeper party never stops! 1.20.1 MODS!

    Midnight Apocalypse: Where the Creeper party never stops! 1.20.1 MODS!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6168
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 164
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ores Mined: 3149
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview of Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1 Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    World Exploration Teleport to unexplored locations, use looter mod, craft rockets, and more
    New Dimensions Explore The End, The Nether, Whole Star System, Aether, and more
    Leveling and Questing Unlock abilities, subclasses, and complete custom quests
    Rare Mob Encounters Encounter mobs with varying rarity levels for thrilling challenges
    Classes and Races Choose from unique classes and races with special abilities
    Overworld Exploration Raid dungeons, take down pirates, collect rare items, defeat bosses
    Reputation System Earn or lose reputation points based on your choices and actions
    Corpse Management Recover items and experience from your corpse when you die
    Lobby System Safe area for socializing, trading, and preparing for adventures

    Frequently Asked Questions

    What is the server IP?

    The server IP is 51.222.102.67:25578.

    Where is the server located?

    The server is located in North America.

    Is there a Discord for the server?

    Yes, you can join the server Discord here.

    How old is the map?

    The map is almost a month old, and it will expand if players complete challenges and obtain the Coin of Honor.

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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8451
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a unicorn into battle against a giant chicken boss, all while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a city built entirely out of blocks where players can trade with villagers, compete in epic parkour challenges, and even ride a rollercoaster made out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

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  • KoreanCraft SMP: Privacy Pro

    KoreanCraft SMP: Privacy Pro
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5210
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual private network for your gaming experience! Join us if you want to protect your privacy while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    We have so many crazy features like the Mullvad Browser, Tor (the anonymous network), Tails OS (for all your sneaky needs), and even I2P (because why not?). Our server is like a secret hideout for all your gaming escapades.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Whonix, VeraCrypt, and even Monero and Zcash for all your cryptocurrency needs. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got you covered with our guide on how to hide those “special” videos.

    Join us and choose from our insane setup options like Windows + Virtualbox + Whonix or Debian + KVM + Whonix. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but for Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of internet privacy and gaming on our server. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (thanks to our top-notch privacy features).

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  • PhoneSnoopersRUs

    PhoneSnoopersRUs
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6457
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3173 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Falling into the Void: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    Our server is so exhilarating, it’s like snooping through your ex’s phone to uncover a scandalous secret! But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your curiosity – in fact, we encourage it! Who knows what kind of juicy drama you’ll uncover while playing on our server?

    And just like the ex-girlfriend in this story, we promise not to cheat on you with some random guy we met before the breakup. Our loyalty to our players is unwavering, even in the face of temptation!

    So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s as thrilling and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

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  • NostalgiaCraft

    NostalgiaCraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2365
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you remember the smell of freshly baked bread that your grandma used to make? Or the smell of your favorite childhood toy that you used to play with for hours on end? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that allows you to experience all those nostalgic scents in virtual reality! That’s right, just log on and you’ll be transported back to a time when life was simpler and the only worry you had was trying to beat your high score in Pac-Man.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their horns. You won’t find these majestic creatures anywhere else, so if you want to ride a rainbow-farting unicorn into battle, then this is the server for you.

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Picture this: you, surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers and dancing to the latest Minecraft remixes. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knew that a simple question about smells could lead you to the adventure of a lifetime?

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  • NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

    NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3046
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2147
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7552 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

    So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

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  • KyivDroneDownerCraft

    KyivDroneDownerCraft
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3581
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Runes Activated: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

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  • HeartbeatHackerCraft

    HeartbeatHackerCraft
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 5899
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9692
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

    Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 9189
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ores Mined: 3477 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

    But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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