🔥bowel health Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6306	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Farms Harvested:	572
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Potions Brewed:	54	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	232
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	2454
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	244	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3935	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Star Shards Collected:	85	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	75
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung