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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3572 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
