🔥bowel dysfunction Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bowel Busters

addiction, Behavior, bladder dysfunction, blocky, bowel, bowel dysfunction, Busters, children, children’s health, consequences, correlation, findings, Gaming, habits, health, Impact, long-term effects, relationship, research, screen time, study, study shows, Technology, video game addiction

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	3730
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will be so addicted, you’ll forget to pee and poop properly like a normal human being! our server is so lit, it’ll make your bladder and bowels dysfunctional in no time! say goodbye to bathroom breaks and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! come on, who needs proper bodily functions when you can have a minecraft addiction instead? join now and embrace the dysfunction!

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

animated, Conversation, ENGAGEMENT, Fags, Fans, internet culture, Jumping, KGB, Minecraft, Mitarashi Santa, Online Community, online presence, Panic, redirect, Server, social media, Thread, tiktok dance, topic of interest, Twitter account, viral content, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	92
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Minecraft SMP: / Touchdown /

Amon-Ra St. Brown, Andy Dalton, Bryce Young, chiefs, colts, DeForest Buckner, dolphins, giants, Graham Gano, injury updates, Justin Herbert, kareem hunt, Lions, Los Angeles Chargers, Minecraft, NFL, PANTHERS, practice squad signings, quarterback changes, smp, touchdown, Tyler Huntley, Upsets, X-rays

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never ends and the drama is always at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with ups and downs, just like the Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for a Tuesday visit. Can you handle the intensity of X-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert’s leg coming back negative? Or the Giants K Graham Gano facing a multi-week absence – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Panthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after an 0-2 start and putting Andy Dalton in at QB? Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with a contusion and cramping – sounds like a real nail-biter. And let’s not forget about Colts DT DeForest Buckner spraining his ankle on Sunday – the stakes are high in this SMP!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the Dolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off the Ravens practice squad. Who knows what other surprises await you in our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

UserDeathCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! On our server, your username is not just a name, it’s your ultimate demise! Imagine being taken out by a killer bunny named Fluffy or getting squished by a giant block of cheese called Cheddar. The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through the treacherous lands filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of evil snowmen armed with carrot swords while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch out for that killer block of tofu lurking around the corner…

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

Active, Anarchy, Awaits, C47, Chaos, Community, Discord, discord server, Dyanmap, English, Europe, Friends, Fun, German, Minecraft, new members, no build requirements., Server, Survival, Swiss German, v1.21.1, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	New Chunks Explored:	747824
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	c47.ch
Server IP	mc.c47.ch
Version	1.21.1
Language	eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

& his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

2. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

3. Is the server Discord server small?

Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	9387	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	462030

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9626
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!