come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!
Bowels of Doom Server
CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!Bowels N’ Battles: ImmunoCraft
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.
TumorMeltingCraft
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray new drug that’s like, melting away tumours for some peeps with bowel cancer? it’s like a gamechanger, but in real life! imagine if you could do that in Minecraft, just melt away all the baddies with a magic potion or something. well, you can’t do that in the game, but you can join our server and have a blast with other players who are also fighting off evil tumours… i mean, mobs. come join us and be a part of this epic battle for survival! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that can cure all your Minecraft ailments. it’s gonna be lit, fam!