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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5899 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Votes: | 7358 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Are you tired of accidentally becoming a stealth archer in every game you play? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the stealth archer lifestyle! Join us and shoot arrows at unsuspecting creepers with pinpoint accuracy, all while wearing the finest elven armor crafted by our resident blacksmith, Steve the Enderman.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of pig Latin. Join their ranks and learn the ancient language of oinkers while embarking on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Blade, a sword rumored to be made entirely out of bacon.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at breakneck speeds. Just make sure to hold onto your pickaxe and watch out for the flying creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to accidentally become a stealth archer again…it’s kind of our thing.
