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Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

CraftyCuisine Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyCuisine, cuisine, culinary practices, culinary traditions, Cultural, diet, dietary customs, dietary preferences, eating habits, Food, food choices, food culture, food habits, Gastronomy, local dishes, meal patterns, meal plan, Minecraft, nutrition, regional cuisine, Server, Traditional

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in your country? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats for you to feast on! From diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-shaped cookies, your taste buds will never be bored again!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and even participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky?

So if you’re ready to spice up your virtual diet and embark on some crazy culinary adventures, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning dirt blocks into chocolate bars…or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

Crafty Natives Minecraft Server

bankers, bathhouses, Checkmated, children, collapse, Crafty, egypt, Future, homosexual orgies, hustle, India, italy, Jews, kill, Loot, midwit, Minecraft, mystery cults, Natives, pawns, Rome, Server, silver, Smarts, Tiberius Julius Alexander, Trade, Whites

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6988
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4747	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the descendants of Tiberius Julius Alexander and plot your way to domination! Our server is filled with ancient secrets, hidden treasures, and plenty of opportunities to outsmart your opponents.

Join us and experience the thrill of outwitting your enemies, just like the Jewish bankers did in ancient Rome. Build your empire, amass wealth, and secure a future for your virtual children. Who needs brute force when you have brains like these?

Don’t be a Roman fool, join our server and learn the art of the hustle from the masters themselves. You’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank as you outsmart and outplay your opponents at every turn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true mastermind in the game of Minecraft!

BlockyBachelorBash

abusive parent, aimless loser, anxiety, anxiety attack, BlockyBachelorBash, canceling plans, close-minded, dating pressure, Failure, Family Values, Friends, Happiness, Losing friends, marriage and kids, marriage pressure, non-refundable, purpose in life, să, space between friends, Trauma, trip cancellation., wasting life

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3866
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

So, like, you know when you’re just trying to chill after finishing your MA and your friend V is all up in your business about finding a man and popping out kids? Yeah, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on our Minecraft server.

Join us if you want to escape the pressure of settling down and have a good laugh at the expense of V’s wild theories about life purpose and marriage. We promise a virtual escape from all the real-life craziness, where you can build your dream world without anyone judging you for not wanting to reproduce.

And hey, if you ever need to cancel plans with V and ask for a refund for that non-refundable trip, we got your back. No judgement here, just pure Minecraft fun and friendship. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where marriage and kids are just pixelated dreams!

RetroFool Minecraft Server

aging, conformity, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Evolution, fashion, growing up, hindsight, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, peer pressure, personal growth, perspective, Rebellion, regret, RetroFool, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, youth culture

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Remember when you thought wearing socks with sandals was the height of fashion? Well, just like your fashion sense has evolved, so should your Minecraft server choices! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazier builds than a sandal-wearing sock enthusiast could ever dream of. We’ve got flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on our server. So ditch the socks and sandals and join us for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

TridentFlicks: Dive into Danger!

copyright infringement, danger, Dive, downsides, fraudulent activities, illegal content, internet safety, legal implications, malware, movie piracy, movie site, online scams, online streaming, Piracy, Platform, potential safety concerns, Risks, security risks, terms of service, TridentFlicks, tridentmovies, user data protection, watching movies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win epic loot. And don’t worry about safety concerns or legal implications, because on our server, anything goes (as long as you’re not griefing or stealing, of course).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, go cluck somewhere else)!

EuroCraft: IranPrezReady

cooperation, Diplomacy, Diplomatic Outreach, diplomatic relations, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, Iranian elections, Iranian politics, IranPrezReady, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, president-elect, relations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is so lit u gonna wanna build ur virtual house right next to mine. why should u join? well let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, the iranian president-elect was playin on dis server and he was like “wow dis server is so cool, i wanna set relations with europe on the right path just like dis server is doin for me.” and then he built a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of spawn and everyone was like “wow, dis guy knows how to have a good time.” so if u wanna be like the iranian president-elect and have a blast on an epic minecraft server, then u gotta join dis one. trust me, u won’t regret it.

so what r u waitin for? come join us and let’s have some fun together. oh, and did i mention there’s free diamond armor for all new players? yep, u heard me right. so come on, what r u waitin for? join now!

FricknCraft – Kid Approved Swear Words

APPROVED, Child Psychology, children, Communication, communication skills, curse words, Cursing, education, foul language, FricknCraft, inappropriate language, Kid, language acquisition, language development, parenting, Profanity, social behavior, Swear, swear words, taboo language, taboo words, verbal skills, Words

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2275
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER??? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU WON’T FIND THAT SH*T ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! PLUS, WE HAVE COOKIES… LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.

CannaCraft Dreamland

brain health, cannabis consumption, Cannabis use, CannaCraft, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive performance, Dreamland, impact on sleep, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory issues, Memory Loss, memory problems, neurological effects, new study, research, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	1934	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309

so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the best thing ever, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in perfect english? yeah, they’re like, the coolest dudes ever.

so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never even dreamed of, then come join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Welcome to “HexArchon: The Server Where Everything Is Custom Except My Keyboard Typing Skills”!

Abilities, armor stands, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, IMPROVEMENTS, Keyboard, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Pets, playstyles, Quests, Server, Shops, Skills, smp, Stats, technicals, Trust, Typing, Updates

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Server Name	HexArchon
Description	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more
Links	Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki
Values	Community feedback, Playstyle diversity, Trust, Dedicated updates
Technical Specs	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X RAM: 64GB, 3200MHz Storage: 2TB NVME SSD Location: US East Coast
Joining Info	Server IP: play.hexarchon.net Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

Yes, the server supports Bedrock Edition, but it is experimental with technical limitations.

2. How can I provide feedback or suggestions to the server?

You can join the Discord server and share your feedback or suggestions there. The community is encouraged to participate in discussions and voting on changes.

3. Are there different playstyles available on HexArchon?

Yes, HexArchon offers a wide range of playstyles including mage builds, melee builds, healing/support roles, and casual survival options with various custom items and abilities to choose from.

4. What kind of custom content does the server offer?

The server features over 200 custom mobs, unique custom items with different abilities, more than 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, and various quality-of-life improvements for players.

5. How often does the server receive updates?

The server is dedicated to providing regular updates with new content such as items, mobs, boss fights, dungeons, and community-inspired ideas for continuous improvement.

6. Is there a guarantee of lag-free gameplay on HexArchon?

The server is hosted on powerful hardware with strict performance monitoring to ensure zero-lag gameplay. If players experience any lag, they can open a support ticket for assistance.

Numberless Minecraft Server

BFF, Big numbers, chances, collaboration, Community, Connections, ex niji, ex-Holo, exclusive, friendship, Invitation, kson, long tail, loyalty, Minecraft, mousey, networking, Numberless, opportunities, Server, Special, tags, zen

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret club where only the coolest players are invited. Want in? Well, all you have to do is befriend one of our elite members and you might just score yourself an invitation.

But wait, there’s more! If you used to be a member of the Holo or Niji clans, your chances of getting in are doubled! And if you happen to be BFFs with kson, Mousey, or Zen, then you’re practically guaranteed a spot in our exclusive club.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!