Bout MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

Homeless, Ibises, neighbours, Captivity, road rules

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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BoutCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Bout, sanctions evasion, black market arms, illicit arms sales

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

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BoxingBlitzOLYmpix

Olympic, Bout, sports, controversy, ONLINE

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that speak in riddles. but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world. join us and help stop their evil plans or maybe even join them, who knows?

oh and did i mention we have a hidden disco party room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies? it’s lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

Time, Crafty, Good, taco, Bout

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

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Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

rapidly, SUCKS, Ooooooooh, Minecraft, long trail

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

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AIcraft: Sega’s Pixelated Promo

video games, Innovative, upcoming release, Marketing, Shadow the Hedgehog

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported into a world where Shadow the Hedgehog himself is the ruler of the land. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, Shadow is here to shake things up!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so advanced, Sega is using AI-generated images to promote their upcoming Shadow the Hedgehog animation right here in our world. Can you believe it? You’ll be able to interact with virtual versions of all your favorite Sonic characters while building and exploring to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with having Shadow the Hedgehog as your fearless leader. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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CheeseCraft: Where Even Blind Mice Can Find Love

tfw, Mice, gf, #three blind mice gf, no

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a trio of blind mice as your loyal companions? Look no further, because on our server, you can find not one, not two, but THREE blind mice girlfriends to accompany you on all your adventures!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests with your blind mice squad, who may not be able to see, but have an incredible sense of smell and can sniff out diamonds like nobody’s business.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays disco remixes of Minecraft music. Get ready to boogie down with your blind mice babes and party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around back then).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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GeoPolitik: Where countries go to war over who gets the last diamond pickaxe! Join our chaotic world today!

GeoPolitik, multiplayer, chaotic, java, server ip

Welcome to Geopolitik!

Feature Description

Minecraft Version 1.20.x

Minecraft Platform Java

Server IP soon

Server Link https://discord.gg/M4ntu49H3a

Dynamic Map (DynMap) soon

FAQs:

What is Geopolitik?

Geopolitik is a 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Towny, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, and interaction.

What plugins does Geopolitik have?

Aside from Towny, we have a few other plugins to enhance the experience.

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ChunkyLoveCraft

ChunkyLoveCraft, self esteem, DATING, beauty standards, body positivity

Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny minnies in the dating world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who have indulged in all the weight loss drugs they can find! That’s right, if you’re looking for a partner who’s been on a strict diet of diet pills and appetite suppressants, then this is the server for you!

Join us and meet fellow players who have shed pounds faster than you can say “blocky body transformation.” Who needs a gym membership when you can just pop a pill and watch the pounds melt away while you mine for diamonds?

So come on over to our server and find love with someone who’s lost more weight than they can count! Who knew that weight loss drugs could lead to a whole new world of dating possibilities in Minecraft?

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Blocky Bonanza: The Lewd VR Edition #1917

SPS configurator, ComboGestureExpressions, NSFWGogoLoco, Physbones tutorial, Anime models

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #1917! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, because we take gaming to a whole new level.

Join us for the Faggot Cat Edition, where anything goes and the avatars are as lewd as they come. We’ve got anime models, tech resources, and even a furry thread down the block for those who like it extra spicy.

Need a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC? We’ve got you covered. Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings. And for those who like to live dangerously, we’ve got a whole slew of other resources for you to download at your own risk.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events coming up that will blow your mind. From SexOP templates to tier lists, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, what happens in /vrlg/, stays in /vrlg/.

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Feature	Description
Minecraft Version	1.20.x
Minecraft Platform	Java
Server IP	soon
Server Link	https://discord.gg/M4ntu49H3a
Dynamic Map (DynMap)	soon

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Welcome to Geopolitik!

FAQs:

What is Geopolitik?

What plugins does Geopolitik have?