Bouquet MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

FlowerFail Minecraft Server

misunderstanding, postable., Disappointment, Expression, Minecraft

Are you tired of giving your girlfriend flowers only for her to say they look like funeral flowers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your virtual flowers will always be appreciated! Our players will ooh and ahh over your pixelated bouquets, and there’s no need to worry about finding the perfect angle for social media – every angle is the perfect angle in Minecraft! Join us now and never have your feelings hurt by flower critiques again! Plus, rumor has it that if you plant a virtual sunflower in our server, it will grow into a magical rainbow tree that drops diamonds instead of leaves. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

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”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

Romantic, thorns, Valentine’s Day, love, Minecraft

Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

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LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

Bouquet, LGBTQ, Plugins, Judgement-Free, Lore

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

MineCraftGrindz

work environment, extra money, work pace, budgeting, mental disorder

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speed is key and ADHD is an advantage! Join us and experience the thrill of moving fast and getting things done in record time.

Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?

Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.

Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!

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BattleCrafters

personal struggles, perseverance, emotional resilience., Adversity, difficult times

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re battling is a lack of creativity? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face off against the most epic foes you could ever imagine! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server also has epic rewards like flying pigs that drop golden apples and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. So if you’re ready for the ultimate battle royale of your Minecraft life, join us now and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

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PutinCraft: Trump’s Thank You

international relations, Conspiracy, Politics, uk, russia

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz trump wrote a thank you letter to putin after some crazy nerve agent attack in the UK. like, what even is that?! we got all the crazy stuff happening on this server, you gotta join to see for yourself. plus, like, the animals talk and give you quests to find rare diamonds. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. #minecraftlife #trumpandputin #nerveagentattackfun

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KingdomsSMP! Where even the sheep have royal titles and the cows demand respect.

Raids, Kingdoms, War, Respect, Roleplay

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date 25th of August

Server Location Europe

Discord discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players will establish kingdoms and compete for dominance.

2. Are PvP and combat the main focus?

No, PvP and combat are not the main focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts in building kingdoms.

3. How many players are allowed in each kingdom?

Each kingdom will consist of 4-10 players.

4. Can players form alliances and wage war?

Yes, players can form alliances and wage war as they see fit within the server rules.

5. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us and create great memories on the server.

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ZenlessZoneMC Server

News, Camellia Golden Week, Burnice White, Server, customer service

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. We’ve got more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. From “First-Class Customer Service” to “Immersive Tactical Drill,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

Technology, potential risks, Minecraft, investing, #sustainability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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EmoPetFree Minecraft Server

vacation, Minecraft, school break, shared bedroom, emotional support animal

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and their furry friends? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure and excitement.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.

Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?

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