Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!
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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!
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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!
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So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!
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The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know well what games you love and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who like to seek adventure and fight mobs will find their place here.
On our server, you can decorate your character with various personalization elements, or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what do you say about graffiti? Yes, this is possible with us too!
Cristalix is a high-tech project with up to 7,000 players online, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. We have a wide range of mini-games, ranging from classic BedWars and SkyWars, to unique and exciting games like CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend your time comfortably and without much difficulty.
And that is not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.
We look forward to you joining the exciting game with our large and friendly family!
<─────────────────────────────────────>『:pick:』 **Resource Mine/Nether** | *To get your starting minerals* 『:crossed_swords:』 **PVP Mine/Combat** | *Perfect mine to demonstrate your skills*『:zombie:』 **Mini Dungeons** | *Fight powerful mobs to earn exp and money*『:shield:』 **Protections** | *To protect what you want*『:book:』 **New Charms** | *New enchantments for your tools*『:scales:』 **Jobs** | *To generate profits on the server*『:crown:』 **Clans** | *to make your base/army or your team*『:shopping_cart:』 **Shop/market** *| You can buy Protections/Keys and more things*『:key:』 **Keys/Boxes** | *To open boxes with weapons and armor*『:moneybag:』 **Minecraft Premium Support** | *As a premium user you will enterautomatically on our server!*
**And many things that we invite you to discover within the server!**<─────────────────────────────────────>
This is a techno-magic server, a cross between industrial and magical mods like ThaumCraft. There are a lot of quite interesting mods here, and the highlight among them is the “Avaritia” mod, which adds various interesting things and powerful weapons. In any case, it will be very interesting to develop on this server; there are several different worlds, from a twilight forest to a dark mining world, where a kirdyk awaits you without a torch. Most mods are fixed from bugs, crashes and dupes as much as possible.
We provide an adventurous Minecraft experience with a relaxed and enjoyable environment, friendly community, and dedicated staff. If you like to have fun and are looking for a casual game-play environment with events, fun and friends, then come check us out!
We are an economy based survival server that offers resetting resource worlds, quests, mcmmo, slimefun, jobs, ranks and levels, voting rewards, and much more!
Explorer’s Bay Discord Invite Link: discord.gg/d3kTuqR
Come join us today!
– Challenging and engaging economy
– Cosmetic tags & emotes
– Fun minigames such as horse racing, parkour, and more
– Friendly & active staff members
– Buycraft rewards
We hope to see you online!
IP: fruitcraft.org [Skyblock coming soon]
UniPlex is a Minecraft survival server. Our primary focus is providing a high-quality survival experience, which we aim to achieve through our many custom features and our unique content.