Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will help you forget all about your annoying sister. Build epic structures, fight off mobs, and make new friends who won’t bully you like she does. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the virtual world!
Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.
So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.
But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.
But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.
Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!
Join us and witness our hilarious training methods, from obstacle courses made entirely of creepers to lava diving competitions. Your isekai kot will be a well-behaved, non-spoiled kitty in no time!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat society, where kitties gather to plot world domination. Will your isekai kot join forces with them, or will she remain loyal to you? Only time will tell on our wacky Minecraft server!
So why wait? Join us now and embark on a purr-fectly ridiculous adventure with your isekai kot!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a tiny sword.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama, chicken jousting, and underground dance parties. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!
| SMP Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Name | REEL SMP |
| Description | A vanilla Minecraft experience where a community can come together. Striving to go beyond past SMPS by mashing a variety of personalities together to create unique content. |
| Server Release Date | May 13th |
| Server Version | 1.20.4 Paper |
| Server Application | Application Form |
No, you do not need to be a content creator to join the REEL SMP server.
The server is set to be released on May 13th.
The server is using version 1.20.4 Paper.
To apply to join the SMP, fill out the application form at the provided link.
Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?
Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.
Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!
Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a software dev job loser, you’re a pajeet master of Minecraft!
d13.apexnodes.xyz:23025
| Server IP | VForV.net |
|---|---|
| Server Discord | https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS |
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!
| World Border | At 30M |
|---|---|
| Map Resets | No |
| Spawn Area | Random, unprotected |
| Teleportation | No TPA or Sethome |
| Griefing & Killing | Allowed |
| Duping | No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers) |
| Chat Moderation | Not strictly moderated |
| Server Location | Dedicated server hosted in Finland |
Modifications that provide unfair advantages over other players are not allowed. Please check with the admins before using any mods.
Players are free to build wherever they like, as long as they follow the server rules. However, griefing other players’ builds is allowed.
Server events are organized periodically by the admins. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| One of the largest Minecraft servers | Can be overwhelming for new players due to the size and player count |
| Wide variety of minigames and game modes | Can experience lag due to high player count |
| Frequent updates and events | Can be competitive and challenging for casual players |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Small and friendly community | Limited number of players compared to larger servers |
| Unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers | May not have as many minigames or game modes |
| Tool Leveling system for enhanced gameplay | May not have as frequent updates as larger servers |
Hypixel has a much larger player count compared to Fermium MC. Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, while Fermium MC has a smaller community of around 10 players.
Fermium MC offers unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers, as well as a Tool Leveling system that enhances gameplay by allowing tools to level up and gain enchants naturally.
For new players, Fermium MC may be a better choice as it has a small and friendly community which can be less overwhelming compared to the larger player count and wide variety of minigames on Hypixel.
1. Our server has a pastebin and a wiki that you MUST read before asking any questions. Why? Because we like to keep things mysterious and confusing, just like Mirage herself.
2. Want to join a clan? We have a directory just for that! But beware, some clans may require you to sacrifice a chicken in real life to join. It’s all part of the fun!
3. Need to buy or sell items? Look no further than our marketplace, where you can haggle with other players and maybe even trade your soul for a rare item.
4. Our server has a DPS calculator, because who doesn’t want to know how much damage they’re dealing to virtual enemies? It’s all about that virtual domination, baby.
5. And last but not least, our current update is called DANTE UNBOUND. What does that even mean? Who knows! But it sounds cool, right?
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to sacrifice a chicken for a clan. The possibilities are endless!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether! Don’t worry, we’ve got fire-resistant armor for that.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just make sure to bring plenty of carrots for your trusty steed.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of Steve himself! Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds.
| Server Information |
|---|
| IP: 104.128.55.16:25578 |
| Version: Java 1.20.4 |
| Join Us |
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| Discord: https://discord.gg/q7TBxjca3J |
| Dynmap: http://104.128.55.16:8004/ |
| Description |
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| Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism. The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. |
| Features |
|---|
| Engage in a Real Economy |
| Connect With Infrastructure, Not Teleports |
| Realistic Farming & Changing Seasons |
| Use-Based Land Claiming |
| Dynamic Borders |
A: The IP address is 104.128.55.16:25578.
A: The server runs on Java 1.20.4.
A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/q7TBxjca3J or use the Dynmap at http://104.128.55.16:8004/ to connect with other players.
A: Spread of Civilization offers a realistic economy, infrastructure-based travel system, dynamic farming and seasons, use-based land claiming, and dynamic borders to create a unique and immersive gameplay experience.
A: You can claim land by actively using and contributing to the server, which will determine the extent of your territory through Influence Claims.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical unicorn horn hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!