boundaries with parents Minecraft Servers

Boundaries With Parents

  • "Minecraft Server: Loan Shark Block"

    "Minecraft Server: Loan Shark Block"

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    💥 Welcome to the Minecraft MIND-BLAST SERVER! 💥

    The Ultimate Experience Where Reality COLLIDES with Blocky Chaos!

    Join us in a realm where the square grass is NEVER greener, and the water flows UPWARDS. Our server is like if your mom turned into a Creeper and stole all your dreams! Go ahead, sip on your blocky soup while wondering if that was really a pig wearing your dad’s hat!

    TOP SECRET Server Features:

    Feature Description
    FOR-GRASS-ANCE Grass smells like flowers but only on Tuesdays. Where’s my sandwich?
    PLAYER PLANS Build a house? Nah, we encourage you to build a life-sized replica of your eternal sadness!
    PENGUINS ARE MORE THAN FRIENDS Brush your teeth with ice cream instead of mining? Too LATE! Penguins stole your picks!
    REVERSE GRAVITY DISHES Pickles explode when you crouch on diamond blocks. Caution: We love pickles!
    TELEPATHIC ZOMBIES The zombies KNOW your deepest fears! Be ready when they whisper to you about that math test!

    Player Reviews (we advised them to take their meds):

    “I opened a portal to my dad’s closet and it smelled like old bananas! 10/10!”

    “My mom became a Creeper because I didn’t pay for her Starbucks! I can’t breathe!”

    “This server is like diving into a bucket of mayonnaise while blindfolded!”

    “I built a castle made out of sorrow and regrets—it collapsed under the weight of my hopes!”

    ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

    Your sanity may fragment like a glass block upon impact with a unicorn! Join at your own risk. The ground may be lava, but WAS IT EVER EVEN REAL? Are we just ghosts playing inside a computer?

    And remember, if you see a chicken wearing a top hat, RUN. It knows what you did last summer. 🔥

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  • "Minecraft Server: Mum’s Chaos Cave"

    "Minecraft Server: Mum’s Chaos Cave"

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    Welcome to the Most INSANE Minecraft Server Ever

    Warning: All Players Subject to Llama Therapy

    Server Features:

    Feature Name Description
    Time Traveling Sheep Can ye really handle a woolly that takes ye back to yesterday? Spoiler: No.
    Infinite Lava Pools Mainly for swimming, but also for existential cries of despair.
    💧 Bedrock Cookies! Unchewable, but you will NEVER forget the taste.
    Overdramatic Creepers Ready to crit your heart out with feelings! BEWARE.
    Invisible Walls of Silence They’re there. Or are they? WHO CAN KNOW?
    Enderman Support Groups Help is on the way! But it’s also Monday every day!

    Player Reviews:

    “I tried to craft my dreams, but I just made sandwiches! Help!”

    “Zombies delivered my mail, but it was all magazines about that thing in the pantry.”

    “My house? It’s elegant chaos. The pigs threw a rave, and I wasn’t invited!”

    “The cows keep asking for my secrets. I just want my pickaxe back!”

    Final Thoughts

    Do NOT feed the llamas after midnight, or they will remember your secrets and tell the beans. BEWARE. Join us, or risk eternal smooth stone confusion!

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  • NukeCraft Server: Iran’s Got Game!

    NukeCraft Server: Iran’s Got Game!

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    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but ur like, “ugh, i want something more exciting than just building houses and stuff”? well, do i have the server for u!

    this server is so lit, like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got dragons flying around, like, all the time. and not just regular dragons, like, talking dragons that tell jokes and stuff. it’s wild.

    oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the players are actually robots in disguise. yeah, u heard me right. u can join their ranks and become a robot too. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

    plus, we have this thing where every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party. like, the mobs start breakdancing and the trees start grooving. it’s the most epic party u will ever see in minecraft.

    so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s not just about building boring old houses, come join us. u won’t regret it. trust me.

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  • KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

    KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

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    haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 92 settlements in russia’s kursk region!! why u ask? well, because our players are so good at pvp that they took over russia in minecraft, duh! u can join the fight and help ukraine expand their empire, or u can just build a giant potato farm, whatever floats ur boat. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a world war in minecraft, who knows?? haha join now before putin logs on and tries to take back kursk!!

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  • UrinalNeighborParking

    UrinalNeighborParking

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    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where parking your car in front of someone else’s house is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We embrace the chaos and the drama of blocking driveways and causing mayhem in the neighborhood.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?

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  • ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

    ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

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    yo, do u wanna join a minecraft server where benevolently sexist men are the key to success? yea, u heard me right. these dudes may seem all chivalrous and stuff, but they actually be cheatin’ on u left and right. it’s like a soap opera up in here, drama for days. come join the madness and see if u can survive the treacherous world of minecraft with these shady characters. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!

    Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!

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    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.

    Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.

    Helpful Links:
    Discord Invite: Join Here
    Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery

    Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.

    Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.

    How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is the server modded? No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines.

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  • OkuCraft Minecraft Server

    OkuCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, say goodbye to those dull days and say hello to our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like a curvy goddess that you won’t be able to resist! After 15 years of searching, we have finally found the perfect combination of fun, excitement, and pure awesomeness.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Bob, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese (yes, cheese!) and defend it from hordes of evil creepers who are determined to steal your precious loot.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing, where you can compete against other players for glory and bragging rights. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm, where you’ll encounter fiery demons and lava lakes that will test your courage and skill.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

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  • AssistQueenCaitlin Minecraft SMP

    AssistQueenCaitlin Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are breaking records left and right! Just like Caitlin Clark breaking the assist record and Angel Reece breaking the double-double record on the same day, our players are constantly pushing the limits of what’s possible in the game.

    We’ve got teams fighting for the 7th spot to avoid the dreaded “Liberty” (whatever that means in Minecraft), with epic battles between the Black and White teams from Iowa and Chicago. The drama is so intense, it’s getting coverage outside of the Minecraft world!

    Who will win the coveted title of Rookie of the Year in our crazy SMP? Join now to find out and be a part of the madness!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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    So you’re looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

    Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!

    And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.

    So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!

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