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Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!
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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.
Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet all kinds of interesting characters, including a boyfriend from Portugal who just so happens to be a neo-conservative! Join us for some wild adventures as we navigate through Europe and battle against liberal mobs. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle like the one mentioned above! So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, no funny business with your boyfriend or you might end up with some unexpected consequences!
Offers a unique teleportation system for quick travel.
Overall Experience
Fast-paced and competitive gameplay.
Relaxing and immersive survival experience.
FAQ:
1. What are the main differences between Hypixel and Germania servers?
– Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames and has a large player base, while Germania focuses on survival gameplay and emphasizes player freedom and creativity.
2. Which server is better for competitive players?
– Hypixel is better suited for competitive players due to its fast-paced minigames and competitive leaderboards.
3. Which server is better for players looking for a more relaxed experience?
– Germania is better for players looking for a more relaxed and immersive survival experience, with a smaller community and emphasis on player creativity.
4. Can I play with my friends on both servers?
– Yes, both servers allow you to play with friends, but the gameplay experience will vary based on the server’s focus.
5. Are there any unique features on either server?
– Hypixel constantly updates its content with new minigames and features, while Germania offers a unique teleportation system for quick travel and emphasizes player-driven content creation.
🛡️ Play Your Way: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!
💣 Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! 🕗 Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!
🌲 Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!
🔝 No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!
🌎 All About Community: We’re a growing, tightly-knit community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.
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💎 Still not convinced? Ask our community yourself! 😎 discord.gg/Termina 💎
Here at the Binecraft Bealm, We started out as a small group of friends and decided to open up our Hard Difficulty survival server to everyone!
Now we are looking for people to help us expand our server and help us grow into an active community! Whether you want to build or Adventure! The choice is yours!
At the moment, we have a few community builds, but are looking for people willing to help us in creating a new spawn area, more community areas and with hopes of opening up a shopping district! Our Discord is currently undergoing a makeover to become more user friendly. Where all Suggestions will be heard and discussed within our group! Our Server is a democracy and every suggestion is valid!
Our No griefing/no stealing server has no plans of resetting the world. This means no losing any builds, whether they be big or small. We are accessible 24/7, so no sitting around waiting for the server to open up.
We are New player friendly, So you could be new to the game or experienced, and you would be welcomed with open arms to our world. We also have no limitations on the size or purpose of your builds. So build away with the only restriction being common sense. Eg. no hate symbols, anything too political ect.
With accessible Nether Hub and Highway You can travel around the world without having to worry about getting lost or running into unfriendly beings!
Optional mods include:
Prox chat
Litematica Mod
Tweekaroo
Optifine
Requirements:
-Mature 16+ age limit
-Must have discord
-Able to have a quick chat to staff before joining, (Either Text or voice depending on player preference).
To Join send me a message on here and I’ll link to the available person to talk you through joining!
Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?
Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destinyand World of Warcraftand without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 5 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 questsand 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.
Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions
Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.
Minigames and PvP Events: Compete for victory!
Tournaments: Compete with other players and compete for prizes!
Balanced Economy: Shop and trade with other players!
Skill System: Unlock special skills!
Clans: Unite other players, create rivalries and friendships with other Clans!
MegaEvents: Super events worth special items!
And much more….
Cracked survival smp running very well with a few commands like tpa and sethome, join. The server is really fun and it also has veinminer and a lightweight claim plugin to claim chunks if you are scared of getting griefed.
3Serv===============================================================================3serv.apexmc.coPort: 26074==============================================================================Play classic survival with your friends.New game modes coming soon!
Welcome to Virtued! A parkour server that aims to redefine and update how parkour functions, is made, and is played; utilizing community to help spur the activity. We have:
Parkour Maps | Ranking System | ELO | Soul Link | Cosmetics | Parkour Map Making | Block Clutch | Puzzle Maps | MORE TO COME
Our release date is April 13th at 2 pm EST (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)
For more updates, questions, or interest, join the discord! All announcements are made there.
Hello we are 2TMC a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a SMP with emphasis on being friendly (with a little bit of chaos) with other players, and trying to be a welcoming community to everyone. We are running a Semi-Vanilla server with a few terrain generation mods and additional mods that enhance the vanilla experience (see list below).
We are looking for players who will be active in game on chat and on our Discord voice channels. The server is in NA but we accept players from all around the world. Discord and a mic are required! We love to chat on voice in game but it’s definitely not required! We are also youtuber/streamer friendly.
So if you love to play minecraft and are looking for a friendly environment where you can prank others and do community projects then send us a message! We’d love to chat with you.
Data packs on the server
afkdisplay
anti enderman grief
armor statues
armored elytra
blackstone cobblestone
blazeandcave’s advancements pack
coal to black dye
charcoal to black dye
confetti creepers
coordinates hud
craftable notch apples
craftable coral blocks 3×3
craftable gravel
craftable bundles rabbit hide
double shulker shells
dragon drops
durability ping
fast leaf decay
graves
larger phantoms
more mob heads
player head drops
real time clock
silence mobs
straight to shapeless
unlock all recipes
universal dyeing
unpackable nether wart
villager workstation highlights
wandering trades hermit edition
Fabric mods on the server
bad wither no cookie
clumps
fabric per player spawns
geophilic
Head index
Just an end anchor
more mob variants
no chat reports
player pronouns
shulkerboxtooltip
slimyfloor
terralith
towns and towers
regrowth
simple voicechat
william wythers’ overhauled overworld
Fabric mods required to join the server
Just an end anchor
more mob variants
no chat reports
simple voicechat
xareos minimap
xareos worldmap
Server Rules
Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Chat is English only
Non-Destructive Pranks are allowed (so Hermitcraft style pranks)
Spawn area is for a spawn town
Bases must be built 250 blocks away from Spawn.
No duping except for carpet, rail and tnt.
No combat logging, this means mobs as well.
Taking items/griefing from active and maintained ruin sites is prohibited.
No hacking or hacked clients
No using others builds, items, villagers, etc without their permission.
If you are interested in joining please fill out this application
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!