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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 889 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.