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Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Enchantments Applied:	255

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	4957
New Chunks Explored:	466939	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crops Grown:	8611
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	8216
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Towns Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ores Mined:	1381	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!