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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	7411	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5046
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Star Shards Collected:	226	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
New Chunks Explored:	105270	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2177	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	51529
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	3729
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Enchantments Applied:	194	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9049	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Enchantments Applied:	269	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

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