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Mechanical Evolution 1.20
Yo, bros, forget about falling for that gay psyop crap! Join our Minecraft server and embrace your evolutionary programming to build epic structures with your bros. No grindr or weird old men here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, we don’t tolerate porn addicted prison gay losers, only cool dudes looking to craft and chill. So come join us and leave the shame behind, bro! -
Bottoms Up Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including getting hit on by a Tgirl who wants to make you her bottom! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wild and crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!
So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.
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PixelPantsParty
come join our epic minecraft server where we wear pants on our heads and shirts on our feet. it’s a wild ride full of upside down fashion and inside out shenanigans. you’ll never know what to expect next, maybe a chicken riding a pig or a cow doing the moonwalk. the possibilities are endless, just like our supply of pickles. why join? because where else can you find a llama with a top hat and a monocle leading a parade of dancing creepers? it’s a party you don’t want to miss, so grab your mismatched socks and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. -
CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!
Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t wear at the pool? Do you want to swim in peace without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can wear whatever pixelated bathing suit you want without any lifeguards telling you to cover up!We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.
So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!
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Bottoms Up Craft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where players have to sell the bottom of their pickaxes to a mysterious NPC in exchange for rare loot! Who needs a bottom of a pickaxe anyway, am I right?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at another chicken with a lance.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just wants to let loose and have a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe-selling champion or Chicken Jousting master!
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ExWifeWeddingCrasher
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the bride invites her brother’s ex-wife, who just so happens to be the mother of her 8-year-old niece.Experience the thrill of navigating through the twists and turns of co-parenting, prison time, and new marriages all while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose to side with the bride and support her inclusive family values, or will you join forces with the brother and his new wife in their quest to keep the ex-wife away from the wedding?
With drama at every turn and alliances being tested, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual altar. Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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MiningTogetherMinecraftSMP
Bro, have you ever heard of this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, everyone on there is just a bunch of loony tunes, but in a good way, ya know? We’ve got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato, like what even? And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. It’s a hoot and a half, I tell ya.But the best part is the couples activities we do on the server. Like, every couple that’s been together for a while has to do this one challenge where they have to build a house together using only pink wool and TNT. It’s a disaster waiting to happen, but it’s so much fun to watch. And if you survive the explosion, you get a special diamond pickaxe that lets you mine bedrock. It’s totally OP, bro.
So if you and your significant other are looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.
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CraftyBribesForPOTUS
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we bribe the POTUS in real time for over $30 billion! That’s right, you can join in on the fun as we try to outbid each other for the president’s favor. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a bribery bonanza like no other! -
License to Law – Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and you’re just mining away, building your little house, right? but then, outta nowhere, a group of chickens start attacking you with diamond swords! it’s like a chicken uprising or something! but don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame the chickens and ride them into battle against the evil cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. it’s a wild ride, man. and if you ever get bored of that, you can always join the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s a lawless land of chaos and fun!