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SpyCraftDownUnder

#youtube, Australian, Australian critics, BLOCK, Censorship, controversy, Espionage, freedom of speech, government forces, India, Indians, international relations, Investigates, Media, national broadcaster, nest of spies, Press, SpyCraftDownUnder, Surveillance, Targeting, Video

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da Indians government is tryna shut it down cuz dey know we got da best players in town. dey call us a ‘nest of spies’ but really we just out here buildin epic castles and trollin each other. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic minecraft community ever. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and let’s show da world why dis server is da bomb diggity.

Asteroid Smasher: DARTcraft2022

asteroid, asteroid collision, asteroid deflection, asteroid impact, asteroid moon, asteroid research, asteroids, celestial bodies, dart, DARTcraft2022, Didymos, Dimorphos, Double Asteroid Redirection Test, NASA, planetary defence, scientific study, SMASHER, space exploration, space exploration mission, space mission, space technology, Space Travel, spacecraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we deflect asteroids like NASA!!! we smash spacecrafts into moons and asteroids for funsies, just like the Double Asteroid Redirection Test!! come be a part of our planetary defense team and save the world, one block at a time!! who needs NASA when you can join us and be a space hero in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the epic adventure!! 🚀🌌 #minecraft #asteroiddeflection #planetarydefense #NASAwho?

SmithCraft

Anarchy, anarchy survival imagination alliances ruthlessness challenge danger freedom creativity adventure risk intensity unpredictability chaos cunning ruthless unrestricted lawless brutal exhilarating, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

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PlatyMc

1.20, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Enjoyable, Friendly, Fun, gamemode, java, Join, Lag-free, Minecraft, Network, Platform, Platymc, Play, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, Towny, welcome

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to Platymc! Platymc is a All Platform Minecraft server! Our server has the friendliest community in Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Survival gamemode ever.

We prioritize economy and we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

We aim for a fun and enjoyable player experience, with lag-free servers Can’t wait to play? Join play.platymc.fun now!

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Welcome to Capy World where the only whitelist you need is a love of capybaras and a questionable sense of humor!

Capy, capybaras, humor, love, Minecraft Server Java Plugins Discord Apply Whitelist Players Community Grow Small Girlys Join 18+ Apply Quick Respond Plugins SMP Semi-Vanilla, Questionable, sense, smp, Whitelist, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1865
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java
Plugins	Very few
Discord	Link in bio
Whitelist	Apply through Discord or PM
Player Requirements	18+ only

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply for the whitelist through the Discord link in the bio or by PMing the server owner.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.
What type of server is it?	The server is a Java server with very few plugins.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, the server owner is looking to grow the community and welcomes new players.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

DAWNTRAIL, DawntrailCraft, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Lodestone, Mahdong Open Tournament, Mahjong Lounge, Materia Gold Saucer, Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Raiding, Resources, Savage Raiding, Server, Tournament, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Emeralds Found:	6803
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates and events? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret diamond mine that only spawns on Tuesdays at midnight.

Looking for a Free Company to join? We’ve got you covered with the “Creeper Crushers” where we specialize in blowing up everything in sight.

In-game events on our server are wild! Savage Raiding begins today, where you have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers while riding on the back of a dragon.

And don’t miss our meetups, like the upcoming Mahjong Lounge tournament where the prize is a real-life diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

30PlusWomenLover Minecraft SMP 2023

30+ year old women, 30PlusWomenLover, age gap, age preference, Ageism, attractiveness, beauty standards, current year, Diversity, Gaming, GILFs, Maturity, middle aged women, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, Preference, Preferences, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, women in games, women representation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Villages Defended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in games? Join our Minecraft SMP where the majority of players are 30+ year old women! Say goodbye to those pesky youngins and hello to MILFs and GILFs galore. Our server is like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with some experienced players who know their way around a blocky world? Join us for a mature gaming experience like no other!

SisInLawSavageCraft

brother-in-law, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, marital issues, Marriage, mistress, pandemic, relationships, SisInLawSavageCraft, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	688	New Chunks Explored:	702032
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my brother-in-law’s cheating scandal!

Picture this: a husband’s brother goes abroad for a job, only to be caught cheating on his wife during a pandemic. And guess what? He’s been shacking up with a mistress while neglecting his own family! But wait, there’s more – he falls ill and suddenly wants to come back home to his wife, who’s having none of it. Can you say drama llama?

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand, just like I did when I accidentally spilled the tea to my sister-in-law. And don’t worry about sugarcoating things here – we’re all about keeping it real, even if it means stirring the pot a little too much.

So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyWar Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyWar, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear deal, President Macron, russia, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, Warning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Towns Built:	4

so like, u know how Macron is all like “yo Iran, don’t be supporting Russia in their ukraine war shenanigans”? well, guess what? on our server, we don’t support no war, we just support building epic minecraft creations and having a good time. join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Macron would be like “dang, that’s cool”. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show the world that peace and creativity always win over war and destruction. peace out, gamers!

HamasCraft: Unacceptable Murder!

Assassination, Condemnation, diplomatic crisis, foreign affairs, Gaza Strip, government response, Hamas Leader, Hamas movement, HamasCraft, international relations, Middle East conflict, Moscow, murder, political murder, political violence, RIA reports, russia, russia news, targeted killing, Terrorism, UNACCEPTABLE, world news

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Farms Harvested:	579	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most insane builds u ever seen! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the macarena! u gotta join cuz russia called us the best server in the world and said if u dont join, ur missing out on life! we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!