BOTTLE – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ColdMilkBabyAITA

baby feeding, baby health, BOTTLE, breast milk, Cold milk, ColdMilkBabyAITA, cues, extracted breast milk, first time mom, Formula, Fridge, liquid presentation, Motherhood, newborn, newborn care, outsider perspective, parenting, prenatal course, ready-to-go formula, Room temperature

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the coldest milk straight from the fridge just like this mama serves her baby! That’s right, we’re all about that chill life here.

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures while sippin’ on that ice-cold milk. Who needs warm milk when you can have it straight from the fridge like a boss?

Don’t worry about being judged for your milk preferences, we’re all about that fridge-temperature life here. So come on over and join us for some cold milk and even colder Minecraft fun! You won’t regret it, trust us.

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Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

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NephewTrollBegone

BOTTLE, CAR, crying, DAUGHTER, frustrating, fuss, headphones, mocking, Negative Reaction, nephew, NephewTrollBegone, noise, phase, sad expression, Safety, screeching, soft tones, teasing, Toys, tumble, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

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WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

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Trash Bottle Energy

150 years ago, 300 years ago, BOTTLE, Coca Cola, consumerism, Disposable, ENERGY, energy potion, Environment, Garbage, luxury, MAGICAL, one of a kind, packaging, Plastic, Pollution, screw-top, Today, tooth-rotting, Trash, Waste

join dis epic minecraft server where u can turn trash into treasure like dat coca-cola bottle! we got magic potions, we got luxury items, we even got tooth-rotting garbage if u into dat kinda thing! come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await u! who knows, maybe u’ll find a diamond sword in a pile of junk or ride a flying pig into battle! anything is possible on dis server, so come on and join da madness!

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Backwash Minecraft SMP Vodka Bottle

alcohol, alcohol consumption, Backwash, bad taste, BOTTLE, coping with pain., Disappointment, Drinking, drinking problems, emotions, Minecraft, negative experience, Pain, regret, regretful, Sadness, smp, Taste, Unpleasant, unpleasant experience, Vodka, vodka bottle, world hurts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our resident creeper decided to start a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time our mod accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for backwash-flavored vodka.

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NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, abroad, Airbnb, babysitter, BOTTLE, California, CANCELLATION, children, cousin, driving exam, Effort, family, husband, Invitation, LOGISTICS, Minecraft, NoKidsNoVows, per head, refundable, Server, Standard, Vineyard, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of weddings that don’t allow babies under 12? Look no further, because on our server, babies are not only allowed, but encouraged to join in on the fun! No need to worry about finding a babysitter or missing out on the action – bring your little one along for the ride.

Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through virtual vineyards and build your own baby-friendly paradise. With plenty of open cups for your baby to drink from (or just for decoration), you’ll never have to worry about leaving them behind again.

So why wait? Join our server now and show your cousin that canceling close to the date because you can’t bring your baby is not only acceptable, but a reason to celebrate! Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – baby bottles optional.

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STIcraft: Water Bottle Revenge

amusement park, Apology, BOTTLE, consequences, Cranky guests, emergency, extra cash, family, Family scare, Lesson, Mouth herpes, prank, Revenge, Safety restraints, Serious STI, split opinions., STI, STIcraft, Summer holidays, theft, Ticket checking, Tired guests, Water, Water Bottle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pranks to a whole new level! Just like the time I pranked a family at an amusement park by pretending to have mouth herpes to teach them a lesson about stealing water bottles.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server?

So come on, hop on board and join the fun! Just remember, anything goes in this world of madness and mayhem. See you there!

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BabyRageCraft

ah, Availability, baby, BabyRageCraft, Babysitting, BOTTLE, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, diaper, Feeding, Friends, Job, opportunity, parenting, part time, RESPONSIBILITY, sister-in-law, Sorry., Summer, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby at a friend’s house for five hours without a care in the world? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you laughing like J did when she finally picked up her baby after her little adventure.

Join us for the most outrageous adventures, where anything goes – just like J assuming you’ll provide daycare for her baby without even asking! We promise you won’t be bored, especially when you realize you have the chance to go part-time this summer and avoid any more awkward babysitting situations.

So come on, join us on this server where the unexpected is the norm and where you can finally put your foot down like a boss. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t be an AH – join us now!

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SisWeddingNoShowCraft

child-free wedding, communication breakdown, destination wedding, family conflict, family distance, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, infant care, long distance relationships, new parents, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward relationships? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and virtual fun that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is like a destination wedding, except instead of flying and hotel expenses, all you need is a computer and internet connection. And the best part? We have a child-friendly environment, so you can bring your little ones along for the ride without any restrictions.

Forget about family members who can’t be bothered to spend time with you in real life. On our server, everyone is family and we welcome you with open arms (or blocky hands, in this case). So why waste your time on people who don’t appreciate you when you can join us and build lasting friendships in the virtual world?

Don’t be the ring bearer left out of the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

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MythBusterMinecraftSMP

Childhood, Deception, education, Experience, fairy tales, family, growing up, gullible, Innocence, knowledge, learning, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, MythBusterMinecraftSMP, Myths, skepticism, storytelling, Trust, Truth, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth about all the lies you were told as a kid! We have secret underground bunkers filled with ancient scrolls that reveal the real reason why broccoli is good for you and why you shouldn’t swallow gum. Plus, our resident conspiracy theorist claims to have proof that the moon landing was actually filmed on our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock the secrets of the universe while building epic structures with your friends.

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MythBustedCraft

common belief, common misconceptions, debunked theories, false assumptions., false beliefs, Misinformation, myth busting, MythBustedCraft, myths debunked, popular fallacies, Popular misconceptions, pseudoscience, science facts, Scientific evidence, scientific inaccuracies, scientific misconceptions, scientific misconceptions debunked, scientific myths, scientific truths, scientifically proven wrong, Urban Legends

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget everything you thought you knew about science because on our server, gravity is optional! That’s right, you can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out if you want. The possibilities are endless when you throw science out the window and embrace the chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porky revolution? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is raving about the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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TaiwanTussleCraft

anger, Asia-Pacific, bloc meetings, China, controversy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic standoff, east asia, exclusion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international politics, Pacific Islands, pacific rim, regional influence, rejection, response, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than china and the pacific islands combined! we got factions fighting over who gets to control the taiwan district, alliances forming and breaking like a bag of chips, and more tea spilled than a clumsy waiter at a fancy restaurant.

if you want to experience the thrill of international politics while building your own empire in minecraft, then this is the server for you. join now and be part of the chaos that rivals real-world diplomacy. who needs boring old news headlines when you can witness the madness firsthand on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of our minecraft world. trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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ImaginaryCraft: Where Fantasy Becomes Reality

Competition, draft picks, FANTASY, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football players, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football strategy, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy sports, fantasy team, football analysis, football season, ImaginaryCraft, Player Statistics, Reality, sports, strategy, Team Management

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of cheese! on our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity).

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickle, team up with ur friends to defeat the evil broccoli army, and explore a world filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server u’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it! (unless u have a fear of flying pigs, then maybe u should stay away)

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AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft, Fun, home, Hospital, Safe

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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IVF4Free Minecraft Server

affordable IVF, assisted reproduction, conception support, Family Planning, fertility assistance, fertility options, fertility treatment, Free Healthcare, free IVF, infertility, ivf, IVF coverage, IVF financing, IVF funding, IVF grants, IVF success, IVF4Free, medical innovation, Minecraft, miracle baby, reproductive health, reproductive technology, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

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SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP

200 year old, age difference, Anime, big tits, eternal life, FANTASY, forbidden love, Hag, IMMORTALITY, long tail tags, love, Manga, manga characters, Minecraft, relationships, reproduce, romance, smp, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, SoulReaperSeductress200, supernatural beings, taboo

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the cows can fly and the creepers break out in dance parties? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!

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ToughLoveCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Europe, financial cost, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, injury, medical care, physiotherapy, problem solving, Recovery, Support, surgery, tough love, ToughLoveCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe even some drama! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of our player (22f) who refuses surgery for a ligament injury, despite the advice of doctors and friends. Will she choose physiotherapy or continue to complain about her woes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with intense debates about the value of money vs. quality of life, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Will our players find a solution to their real-life problems or will they be too busy mining for diamonds?

Join us now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown of friendship, advice-giving, and virtual block-building. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of the craziest virtual community out there!

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FamGoneMinecraftSMP

bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, emotional pain, Emotional support, FamGoneMinecraftSMP, family bond, family tragedy, Grief, grief counseling, healing, life after loss, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, mourning, moving forward, support system, Tragedy, Trauma

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a new family with your fellow players! We have a thriving community of players who will become your new virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for you to loot. So come join us and start a new chapter in your Minecraft life!

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