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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9775 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5302 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 700229 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 9807 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.
So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!