CraftyCreeperCringe

frustrating, infuriating, irritating sayings, pet peeve, annoying words

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

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AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

annoying words, Pet Peeves, bothersome language, irksome expressions, bothersome phrases

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.

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CraftyMythBusters

CraftyMythBusters, Inaccuracy, Myth, Misconception, Deception

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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CraftyPutin’sMCServer

crisis management., Diplomacy, Conflict Resolution, peace talks, global security

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the swiss president is, like, totally involved? well, now u can! he, like, totally condemns russian aggression and is all about peace in ukraine. join our server for some epic peace-building and maybe even some swiss chocolate giveaways! who knew politics could be so fun in minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and help spread peace in the virtual world!

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ZelenskyCraft: No Apologies!

trump, diplomatic relations, political drama, Zelensky, foreign policy

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Zelensky is like building a secret base in Minecraft and Trump is trying to find it but keeps getting lost in the mines. it’s like a wild goose chase, bro. and like, if you join, you can help Zelensky hide his base and prank Trump by building fake bases all over the place. it’s gonna be a riot, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness!

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Shroomy Empathy Land

psychedelic therapy, Treatment, Land, emotional empathy, long-lasting effects

come join our minecraft server where we give u psilocybin mushrooms to increase ur emotional empathy like a freakin superhero. depressed? no problem, just eat some shrooms and u’ll be feeling all the feels in no time. our players have reported lasting effects for at least two weeks, so u can be a compassionate builder for days on end. join now and let the mushrooms guide u to a more empathetic minecraft experience like never before.

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Haven SMP

Player Base, Discord, shopping district, game-changing plugins, town hall

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Hey! Welcome to Haven SMP, a community-driven survival server designed for long-term players who enjoy a near-vanilla experience with strong performance and a great community!

We’ve just started a brand-new world, so now’s the perfect time to join and grow alongside everyone else! Plus, we’re opening the End together on March 8th, so you won’t miss out on the fun!

What We Offer

✅	Whitelist-Only & 18+ Community	A mature, respectful player base for a high-quality experience.
✅	Near-Vanilla Gameplay	No game-changing plugins, just Fabric optimizations to keep things smooth.
✅	No Pay-to-Win	Donations are optional and purely cosmetic. Everyone plays on equal terms.
✅	Dynmap with Sign Pins	Easily claim land and find key locations without messing with commands.
✅	Shopping District & Town Hall	Set up shops, take on jobs, and help shape the community.
✅	Active Moderation & Transparent Management	Regular updates on hardware, costs, and server changes.
✅	Community Events	Like our upcoming End opening & dragon fight!

How to Join

You can apply using the link below, which will take you to our Discord! Just fill out a quick application—nothing too complicated. We accept all applications from friendly and enthusiastic players, so don’t stress too much! Be yourself, show us you’re interested, and you’ll be on your way to joining the community.

Discord Invite Link

Server Location: Netherlands | Version: 1.21.4

Server Specs:

CPU: Ryzen 3 3500X (6C/6T @ 3.6GHz+)
RAM: 24GB DDR4
Storage: 512GB NVMe SSD

Epic Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Realms, talent, Analysis, critique

Bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server with such epic builds that it puts all those EN vtubers to shame?

Join this server and experience the music of the blocks like never before.

You’ll be mining and crafting to the sickest beats while wondering why you ever wasted time watching those boring vtubers.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never look back at those virtual singers again.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky tunes take over your life!

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PartyCraft: Mom Edition

forgiveness, Argument, Friends, Parent-child relationship, resolution

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, come join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

So, picture this: you’re mining away, collecting all those precious diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere! And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons busting out some sick dance moves! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epicness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking cow named Larry. It’s all possible in our wacky world of wonder!

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AdultingAndCrafting SMP

long-lasting memories, satisfaction, Relaxation, Happiness, activities

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest thing ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! And then I built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended up in a secret underwater city where the villagers were all mermaids. It was wild, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, and every full moon we have a massive dance party with creepers as the DJs. Plus, there’s a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and let’s have the most fun you’ve ever had as an adult! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas take over the world!

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Haven SMP Minecraft Server

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