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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7976
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

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  • CraftyCancerCure

    CraftyCancerCure
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5346
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Falling into the Void: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor in minecraft? well, now u can on this epic server! we got this crazy new cancer therapy stuff that china approved for clinical trials. u can be like a virtual doctor and save all the pixelated lives! join now and be the hero of the minecraft world! plus, u get to wear a lab coat skin and pretend ur a real doctor. it’s gonna be lit, bro! come join the fun and cure some blocky cancers!

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  • Eat The Dirt

    Eat The Dirt
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4285
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 1399

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    A very simple Minecraft server that tries to break away from the hustle and bustle of mainstream servers. Our community will welcome you with open arms; Are you ready to commit? (You can join from nearly any version)

    51.161.86.175:25569

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  • Redstone Realms

    Redstone Realms
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6537
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Towns Built: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

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    Welcome to RedstoneRealms!

    Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with RedstoneRealms! Our server offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay that will keep you entertained for hours. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone on RedstoneRealms.

    Features:

    Custom Plugins: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins designed to enhance your gaming experience. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players who are passionate about Minecraft and eager to make new friends. Epic Builds: Explore stunning player-built creations and get inspired to create your own masterpiece. Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Join us today and start your adventure on RedstoneRealms!

    RedstoneRealms.mcserv.fun

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  • Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!

    Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6032
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TraphouseSMP
    Description BRAND NEW SMP SERVER just opened today! Very welcoming, chill grind, laid back SMP. Completely vanilla with cool plugins like a Discord feature for added fun. Come join us!
    IP Address traphousesmp.xyz
    DISCORD Join our Discord server

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is completely vanilla with some added plugins for enhanced gameplay.
    What can I do on the server? You can enjoy a chill SMP experience, build, explore, and interact with other players. The Discord feature adds an extra level of fun!
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. Check them out on our Discord server.
    Can I invite friends to join? Of course! We encourage you to bring your friends along for the adventure on TraphouseSMP.

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  • Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server

    Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 497
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Potions Brewed: 39
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Zombie Dances: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

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    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have more fun than watching Mio play with children’s toys at 4 in the morning! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life meme. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mio herself, still playing with those toys and living her best life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022

    VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 8176
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4251 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crops Grown: 1174
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2022! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

    Join us if you’re 18+ and ready to dive into a world of selfcest with our Selfcest Edition avatars. We’ve got everything from anime models to tech resources (furry thread is down the block, sorry furries!).

    Looking for some avatar guidance? Check out our guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or grab OpenVR Advanced Settings for some playspace mover action. And if you’re feeling adventurous, download VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations – it’s a real game-changer.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to spice things up with some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? Look no further than Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – it’s like magic for your hands.

    Feeling frisky? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, or get down and dirty with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3-pointers. And if you’re all about those shaders, Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 has got you covered.

    But the real fun starts with the Physbones tutorial – give yourself jiggling titties, floppy cock, whatever your heart desires. And if you’re in the market for a male/boy model, we’ve got a list just for you.

    Don’t miss out on our upcoming events, like Drive on June 26th at 8pm EST (no sex unless you’re Ryan Gosling, sorry not sorry). So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vrlg/ and let the madness begin!

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  • SpeedyBlockz

    SpeedyBlockz
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9088
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Farms Harvested: 975
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the roar of engines outside your window while trying to peacefully mine for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict ban on loud car enthusiasts! Join us and never have to worry about your virtual peace and quiet being disturbed by obnoxious revving ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a speed demon who will challenge you to race around the block in your pixelated minecart. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

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  • LoserCraft: First or Last?

    LoserCraft: First or Last?
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 4083
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12

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    join this minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the biggest losers in the world! we have a special competition for all the losers out there, where you can compete to see who is the ultimate loser of them all. maybe you’ll come first, maybe you’ll come last, but either way, you’ll fit right in with our community of misfits and outcasts. come join us for a chance to embrace your inner loser and have a laugh at yourself while you’re at it. who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

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  • OneGoodBox

    OneGoodBox
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8718
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 2584

    New Minecraft Servers

    The best minecraft box server. We have Autocompressors, Kind staff, Grindable keys, No p2w and much more!

    g1.gamehoster.fi:30442

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  • Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!

    Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 4377
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

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    Scriptures Survival: A Brief Overview

    — Scriptures Survival is a unique Minecraft server blending traditional survival gameplay with the immersive elements of an Alternate Reality Game (ARG). Players embark on a journey to discover and solve intricate puzzles, each leading to powerful, mystical rings. These rings grant special abilities and offer hints about the location of the fabled Grand Scripture.

    Key Features:

    Intricate Puzzles Mystical Rings Game Master Role Decay Mechanic
    Solve multi-step challenges involving ciphers, coordinates, and riddles hidden throughout the world. Each season, a new ring can be found, offering unique powers and clues to the ultimate mystery. The player who finds the ring becomes the next season’s Game Master, designing puzzles for others in collaboration with the server’s developers. Each time a ring is found, the world experiences a slight decay, adding a layer of challenge and balancing the gameplay.

    The Game Master is the player who finds the current season’s ring. Once the ring is found, a short break period follows to set up for the new season. During this time, the Game Master:

    • Selects the Next Ring: Chooses the ring for the upcoming season.
    • Designs Puzzles: Collaborates with developers to create the puzzles leading to the next ring.

    Once the server starts the Game-Master:

    • Holds Power: Acts as the authoritative figure over the land, akin to a one-person United Nations.
    • Establish Rules: Enacts new rules and regulations for the server.
    • … (and more roles listed in the provided content)

    Can Be Overthrown: The Game Master can be overthrown by other players.

    Ring Must Be Taken: To overthrow the Game Master, their ring must be taken from them, transferring their power and responsibilities to the new ring bearer.

    To apply, Please find the Read-Me channel. https://discord.gg/ACQNRMDdeA

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