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ShootCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Authorization, bid, Botched, Crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, martial law, Military, Minecraft, prosecutors, Server, shoot, Shootcraft, soldiers, south korea, yoon

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Potions Brewed:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Enchantments Applied:	184	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admin is this crazy dictator who thinks he’s in charge of a whole army of blocky soldiers. He’s like, “Shoot ’em up, boys!” and everyone’s just running around shooting arrows at each other like it’s the Wild West or something.

But here’s the twist – the soldiers are actually just a bunch of chickens with helmets on! Yeah, you heard me right. These feathered fiends are out for blood, or should I say feathers?

If you join this server, you’ll be thrown into the chaos of a botched martial law bid where the only rule is survival of the fittest (or should I say, the cluckiest?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in a world where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering why you ever thought playing Minecraft was a good idea in the first place. But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends about that time you fought off an army of killer chickens in a virtual world.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9930
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

RunDestroyer Minecraft Server

Annihilation, Botched, Completely, Crushed, dashed, decimate, Defeat, Destroying, Failure, Foiled, Minecraft, Obliterate, ruined, RUN, RunDestroyer, sabotage, Server, setback, spoiled, thwarted, wrecked

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills? Look no further, because our server is here to DESTROY your expectations (literally)! Join us if you dare to face off against crazy challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Our community is filled with wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank you, troll you, and make you question your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us DESTROY your run completely (in the most hilarious way possible)!

Iconic Duo Minecraft SMP

athletes, Duo, dynamic duos, iconic, iconic athletes, iconic sports duos, Legends, Minecraft, most iconic duo, smp, sports, sports duos, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports partnerships, sports teams, teamwork

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Forget about LeBron and AD, forget about Messi and Ronaldo. The most iconic duo in all of sports is definitely Steve and his trusty pig companion, Porkchop, on our Minecraft SMP! These two have conquered the Nether, defeated the Ender Dragon, and even built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. Join our server and you too can be part of the epic adventures of Steve and Porkchop. Just watch out for the creeper that’s always trying to photobomb their selfies!

BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed

adults only, babysitter, Birthday Party, Boundaries, BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed, brother, Communication, Effort, Event, family, Favor, Guilt, husband, Kids, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, toddlers, Twins, unreasonable

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	9428
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most outrageous and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: your bro (50m) is throwing an adults-only birthday party and you (38f) can’t attend because your mom, who is your primary babysitter, is at the party. But wait, there’s more! Your bro is so hurt that he stops talking to you for months because you couldn’t pick up his family from the airport while pregnant with twins and two toddlers at home. The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most wild and crazy Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConnections SMP

building relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyConnections, emotional intimacy, Empathy, friendship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, meaningful relationships, mutual growth, Partnership, Respect, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	2549
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ores Mined:	7823
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you build is a dirt hut and a sad excuse for a farm? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to build epic friendships while also building epic structures!

Join us on our server where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and alliances are made over stacks of diamonds. Want to know the secret to building meaningful relationships? It’s simple – just team up with your fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon, and trust us, nothing brings people closer together than fighting a giant flying lizard!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build more than just pixelated houses, come join us and see what true friendship looks like in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery – who knows what kind of adventures you’ll find when you join us!

BlockyBedSkills

BlockyBedSkills, chemistry, Communication, Confidence, Connection, Empathy, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Open-mindedness, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret potion that makes your character a total stud in bed – no more awkward fumbling around in the dark! Join us and become a Minecraft Casanova in no time. Trust us, your pixelated partner will thank you later.

Drunk in Love – Mental Health & Minecraft

alcohol consumption, communication patterns, coping mechanisms, depression, drinking habits, Drunk, emotional health, health, love, Mental, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, partner influence, Perception, problematic behavior, psychological distress, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partner, study, substance abuse, Symptoms, young adults, Young men

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	575
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2012	Runes Activated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da best place to be if u wanna find ur soulmate. i mean, if u want ur partner to drink a lot, den dis is da place for u. cuz apparently, according to sum study, if ur partner drinks too much, u gonna be happier and healthier. like, who knew, right? so come join us and find ur drunk soulmate in dis crazy minecraft world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, i tell ya.

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

arma, arma 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield 6, dream, elon musk, factorio, from the depths, Gaming, just cause, kerbal, KSP, martin, martincitopants, Minecraft, Server, Tier List

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

martincitopants is a talented content creator known for his humorous and highly engaging videos on social media platforms. With a background in comedy and video production, martincitopants has amassed a strong following by consistently delivering entertaining and relatable content to his audience. His unique style and charisma have set him apart in the digital space, making him a rising star in the world of online entertainment.

Which Minecraft servers are like MineLachs ?

administrators, building, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, Freebuild, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, OneBlock, Resources, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork, Updates

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hypixel: Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes including minigames, adventure maps, and custom games. With a huge player base and constant updates, Hypixel provides a similar immersive experience to MineLachs .
Pixelmon: If you’re a fan of Pokemon, Pixelmon is the perfect server for you. This server combines the world of Minecraft with the beloved creatures of Pokemon, allowing players to catch, train, and battle with their favorite Pokemon in a Minecraft world.
The Hive: The Hive offers a wide range of game modes including parkour, survival games, and more. With a focus on community and player interaction, The Hive provides a fun and engaging multiplayer experience similar to MineLachs .
Mineplex: Mineplex is another popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes and active player base. From PvP battles to survival challenges, Mineplex offers a variety of gameplay experiences for players to enjoy.
Lifeboat: Lifeboat is a server that focuses on survival gameplay, with challenges and adventures to test your skills. With regular updates and a strong community, Lifeboat offers a similar immersive experience to MineLachs for players looking for a new server to explore.

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XYZ SMP

Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Economy, exploits, Factions, Griefing, Lag, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, rules, Server, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ores Mined:	8658
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	257	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

A fun, fully vanilla server to play on with no lag. Exploits are not allowed, and you cannot say slurs in chat. Griefing, trolling, and anything of the sort is allowed.

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DemonPixel

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, DemonPixel, developers, Friends, Fun, Gamemodes, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Public, PvP, Server, Survival, Training

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

This Is A Public Minecraft Server. Here Yu Can Play Many Gamemodes Like Lifesteal, PvP And Bedwars etc.

Our Server Developers are very trained so you will not face any problems. and you can play with our friends and and some random players.

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Mine Weekly Shonen Jump Server

Anime, bucket, Cliffhanger, death, ending, jump, Manga, manga series, Mystery, Omusuke Kobayashi, plot twist, Psych House, September 9 2024, Server, SHONEN, slice of life, Supernatural, Tragedy, U19 Club, WEEKLY, Weekly Manga Release, weekly shonen jump, Weekly Shonen Jump issue 41/2024, wsj

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	137	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the supernatural meets slice of life in the craziest way possible! Our server, lovingly nicknamed “Psych House” by the legendary Omusuke Kobayashi, is where all the wackiness happens.

Join us as we witness Bucket, the bravest of all buckets, kick the bucket and join the U19 Club in the upcoming issue of Weekly Shonen Jump! Will you miss Bucket’s antics? Will you uncover the mystery of why it kicked the bucket so soon? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this epic tale!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories, hilarious adventures, and the most bizarre characters you’ll ever meet. From talking llamas to flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t regret it! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness